So the other day, some of us wheelchair homeys got together over some drinks and drugs down at the spinal ward. The discussions as some may have guessed, lead to politics, and a certain Yb Hee-she in particular.
We collectively agreed that Hee, or rather, she, had to a certain extent, tarnished the good name of the disabled community in general.
We thought that her action had further strengthens the impression that wheelchair-users are in fact, a desperate lot who can be bought cheaply in return for material goods.
I mean, she had no qualm betraying the trust given by the public for a lousy Camry, right?
Come on man, you don’t sell your soul to Setan gondol for a stupid Cam…
Eh, wait. Hold on.
What, really?
Mega million bucks as part of the deal?
Ok that’s it man, screw the OKU community.
Get me, devils. I am soooo sold!
True-blue Malaysian
Whole-heartedly-Negaraku Tercinta
ahmad daniel sharani
- Kerp (Ph.D)
- Subang, Selangor, Malaysia
- Kerp is Kerplunk for short. A quad (c6-c7) on wheelchair. You can stop staring now and get on with life.
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20 comments:
Moz!!! There you go, Kerp here has announced he will become a "spud" fer the right price . . .
You won't believe how cheap a price some people will go for, regardless of whether the person is OKU or not. I've heard of a lawyer who sacrificed his practice, name & reputation all for a measly RM25k, which is hardly enough to take one anywhere. Everyone has his/her price apparently.
BTW, if anyone wants to make me an offer, it'd better be RM50M or more...
Kerpie!!!!! I am shocked!
**faints**
yo Ji,
i'll become a spud for the right price alright, but thats only remotely possible in my next life.
unker,
in this age and era, 25k is a pittance la. my asking price is RM10m, negotiable...heheh...
Akka,
for 10m, i'd pack my bags and move to hongkong.
Okay honestly I dunno what you are talking about but I shall strive to find out. Mwahahaha!
Also awesome new blog header.
yup bro...
me agree to.. 10 million is nice money...
if put in normal fixed deposit hear in malaysia with interst rate 3% saja can get rm 300000 for a year or rm 25000 a month bro...
imagine kalau put this money kat luar negara bunga je cukup untuk hidup kat malaysia...
skrg saya tahu...patutlah semua lompat parti...
then time nak mampus nanti bertaubat je mcm besok nak kiamat...
buat amal duit rm 10 million itu bg pada charity balik...
settle semua problem..
bukannya saya ni membunuh...merogol ka...menjual rahsia negara...
saya lompat parti je..
heheheh
bro..want to add something
The Great Iron Maiden...
said..
Only the Good Die Young...
The Evil that men do lives on n on
You will find in life...women can be your worst companion..yet...you cannot live with one.
Ipoh is welknown to have full of females gangsters.
Hardcore ones.. caught...legs broken...and some said..they are polio cases.
Do not believe everything..they tell you.
Sometimes...I talk to those crooked taxi divers...and tell myself,...no wonder..they are poor.
You see....some are born evil......no matter how much you try to help them......and Ms.Hee is evil.
"Get me, devils. I am soooo sold!"
I get u some red devil jersey nak tak?
Kerp: Bro... i have new skim cepat kaya. Why don't you run for elections next round as independent candidate. We can rally enough support i think. Then once you win, we wait for awhile, BN will offer some money to resign, we take the money and just belah-lah. hehehehee
RM 50 Million... enough for a looooong time bro. heheheheheee
I'd accept RM50M, immunity from being charged for oral sex and also a lifetime no holds barred membership in playboy club.
CDO,
You’re not missing a thing.
Hey, received your reply. Thanks.
Anba,
Whoa, you came up with the fd thing. 25k a month, not bad man. One thing I learnd in recent times is that apparently evil always triumph over good things. More the reason to sell your soul for a certain ridiculous amount.
Mr goh,
I’d sell my soul to the devil but not necessary I’d become one…hehehe
Raz,
Dude, read my reply to mr anfield devotee.
And btw, regarding the offer, I may have to skip it at least for now. But thanks anyway.
Rajan,
Run as an independent? I don’t know man. There’s huge possibility I’d lose the deposit…hehehe…
Cikgu,
With rm50m, you can buy your own playboy chics. The best part is, its not necessary the typical vivid-type. Their knockers looks mostly fakes…hehehe…
Kerp bro..
can beggars become choosers..knock off or plastics...
No worries rite..hehehehe
bro, you got that right. between your people and mega million bucks, the people is made to look like trash.
Happy Birthday daring...
errrr.... darling!
thanks luv!
Another year older but none the wiser! Happy Birthday dude!!
Hi Kerp,
I bet it was more than just a Camry (Duh). We should all have just joined politics man. All we gotta do is learn to leap and jump. If for nothing, we won't be affected by the downturn in economics. Must be nice, eh? Sigh...
bernard,
thanks man. still a kid at heart tho.
daph,
definitely. nobody would sell their soul which in process betray the trust given to her for a mere car. to her credits, i dont think she's that cheap.
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