Friday, March 27, 2009

Melayu Global

Almost everyone I met or spoke over the phone late last night said they were in front of the tv earlier on, sitting right through the assembly till the results were announced.

Hey…good for them.

I on the other hand, was pretty much in my own world, with the tele completely turned off. It was like, I was rehearsing for the Earth Hour thing.

Ok maybe not exactly that as I had my laptop on.

So I completely stayed away from the amno assembly. But not in any ways that made me less of a malay, mind you. In fact, I did something that justifies my Malay-ness, even more Malay than many of those present at PWTC - by drooling over a newly discovered porn site.

Talking about the Earth Hour, which the whole world will observe this Saturday, I didn’t really give a shit about the whole fuss until recently. I think it’s a great idea because I feel most of us are guilty of not conserving the earth energy as much we could, or should

But lately I’ve been more sensitive towards our mother nature, by keeping the damage at bay. Like for instance the Go Green Campaign some time back, I actually did my part and went green myself- by going organic.

So come Saturday, March 28 at 830 pm, I’m playing my bit yet again, by turning all the switches off for 1 hour. Its not really a difficult thing to participate in this rare world event y'know, and ultimately chip in to a good cause because errm…well…

There’s no footie match worth watching!

44 comments:

Kata Tak Nak said...

Well at least I have my Mak Andeh to keep me occupied the whole hour. I pity your hands la.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

muahahhaha...anything cikgu, anything beats the boring convention.

Anonymous said...

Yo bro,

Darn! I was all up until just before 12 the other night watching ameno assembly only to find KJ won the Youth Head post.

Darn! Cant get my eyes shut 2-3 hours after switching off the TV. Disgusting over KJ. What's with UMNO. Its an advantage to be a convicted 'perasuah' in UMNO world.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

anon,

yea man, tell me about it. kj's victory took everyone by surprise. apparently they didnt care about cleaning up, as stressed by najib.

thanks for dropping over bro.

Pi Bani said...

Melayu global? I think our new leader prefer to use the term GLOKAL la bro.

Satu jam dok dalam gelap, apa agaknya your activity masa tu ye?

acciaccatura said...

Baru ni, lepas text kat awak malam tu, terus tak ada letrik satu jam.
Kira, kita orang dah practice dah dok dalam gelap.

elviza said...

Bro,

Okay, I confess: I am one of the goons who woke at ungodly hour in the weekend to watch the assembly. Amno must realise whatever they do, millions of rakyat are watching them.

But KJ winning was a let down. But since he won already, let's see what he can do before the next GE.

The earth hour was awesome at my end too, all the neighbors participated.

Tinesh said...

ehh u cant claim finding porn sites as a malay thing. then i call u racist :P

ps: pass me the site macha. sharing is caring you know :P

Bernard said...

I predict a baby boom by this time next year cos of Earth Hour. How green is over populating Mother Earth??? :)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Kak Pi,

Itu dia punya term, very limited. My term is more, well, global…hehehe…

Actually we didn’t stay in. we switched all the lights off and went down to the garden for a small neighbours get-together.


Kak E,

Alaa, siannya…gelap saya tak kisah sngt tapi bila takde kipas tu yang tak best tu. Tapi a bit disappointing la sbb tak ramai around this area participated.


EL,

The question in the first place should be; what has he ever done to the community? now that he’s won will he bring good to Malaysians and not just the malays? He’s got a lot to prove before he can claim to be our country’s leader.

EH- likewise, the neighbours got together for drinks down at the garden. It turned out to be a joyful evening, esp with the kids running around with their lanterns and torches.


Tman,

I’m a racist la dei. Gonna call you names when the next time we meet for makan2.

· will email you name of the site. But knowing you, it’s a million-to-one you haven’t heard of the website….muahahahahaaa



unker,

it was kinda early in the evening for anyone to bang the base la Bernard, don’t you think?

Bernard said...

Early?? Young man...where your hormones la? Its never too early to get it on.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

bernard,

i'm not married la dei, so have to consider the environment as well la before getting it on...line kena kasi clear dulu brother...hehehhehe...

anfield devotee said...

kerp: How could you miss Khir Babi trying to look magmanimous in defeat? Fooking priceless that.

monsterball said...

I guess in India...many couples will need torch lights to find each other with loving kindness.
Being an old fut..switched off lights for one hour...is pretty romantic atmosphere.
Wish it was 2 hours...as I am a slow worker.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Bala Ji,

shit really? damned porn made me miss out on the best moment throughout the assembly.


mr goh,

the neighbourhood had fun for more than 3 hours mingling while everything's switched off. it was a pleasant night. someone even opened up a box of fine cigars for the heck of it.

Achilles said...

Kerp: Me was at a kopitiam during earth hour. But this Kopitiam had a huge huge Neon sign outside, and i was sitting outside under the sign. It was so funny how they shut the lights one by one, but made no difference (at least for all those who sat outside) because of the huge neon sign which could be seen from Mars lighted up everything. They should have offed that as well since i am sure that consumes energy as well, but i am guessing, if they did that, no one would know they were open... so better to keep it on-lah.

Achilles said...

Oops, what i meant to say was that the Neon lights consume "A LOT" of energy....

Mat Salo said...

Berader. Apa tuh Melayu global ke glokal ke sundel ke?

This time goa buat titiu jer about the recent assembly.

Gua naik beskal lagi bes, also cari chord lagu-lagu, lagi stim. Watcha think?

Ini tutup lampu nih pun gua tak paham. Dulu masa bujang2 dulu kita udah bawak awek dalam umah. Pastu ada lak kutu hit main fuse - power failure laa kunon. Excuse tangan nak.. Ha ha. Joke laa bro'.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

rajan,

but at least tthe outlet played their part, albeit not completely. small contribution is capable to make a huge different as they say. there are many other eateries that couldnt care less. so thumbs up to the Kopitiam brother.


swamp brother,

you were joking? stop pulling my (lifeless) leg la brother. we've all been thru such experience la. the darkness of pawagam p ramlee in subang was our favourite joint to get it on while its off...muahahaha...

cari chord lagu tu yang dapat perhatian gua the most. tell me the list of songs you've got in the bag and i'll get their lyrics. the next time we meet up we'll have accoustic session together. The Clash ada?

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