Hey I’m back, back with a BANG.
It could have been sooner but when I was supposed to scout around for a new laptop, I splashed a chunk of the allocated budget on a gun instead.
Yes, a pistol, a Beretta 92 to be precise.
It was unnecessary and all the blabla, I know. Got that a lot and the flaks haven’t ceased since the day the gun was purchased.
But I’m going ahead and keep it. Its meant for protection after all. Just like a condom y’know, only safer.
I mean, you just never know. A cold-blooded murderer might just strike while you’re bumping uglies with your spouse.
So protect yourself and your loved one. The best form of safe sex is always...to carry a weapon.
Anyways, after two sans internet weeks, I thought I had loads to catch up on. So I scoured through all the news available online and read as much as I could.
Then I caught this one piece and then again I thought hey, I didn’t miss much after all. Apparently some things never change.
For being a menace to the Malaysian society, the Mat Rempits continue to enjoy special treatment from the authority. This time around a whopping RM4 mil will be spent to cater to this group’s need for speed by building a circuit, courtesy of public fund, via the clever Terengganu state government of course.
And those who excel get this; will get a sponsorship to race in the International circuit. So instead of getting the law to go down hard on them, they get to travel abroad and see the world.
It just doesn’t sound right at all. I mean, while we still hear cases where the OKUs are being oppressed and punished for enjoying little things we have in life, the Mat Rempits on the other hand gets to travel to places that most Malaysian could only dream of setting their foot in.
It makes one wonder why bother wasting their precious second passing the amended, stricter law in the first place if they’re not going to apply it.
Now, if only these road fiends were the reptilian kind, I’d take the law into my own hands and go on a shooting spree.