Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Make me bad

As part of the OKU community, I thought I’d try this simple method of get-rich-quick scheme by seeking donation through sympathy. After all, we are always stereotypically being portrayed as just that -donation seekers- even though that’s not necessarily the truth.

Since none of the cheapskate devils are willing to part crazy amount of money for my untainted soul, I’m gonna do the right thing by cutting the price to a more affordable rate. Hopefully this time around someone out there will buy it out and send me a step closer to catch an evil band strutting their devil music right here, on Malaysian stage.

Willing to do a write up curry favouring your favourite political icon for a piece of ticket to catch...



ehem... in the flesh.



The deal couldn’t get any better. Its negotiable!

Any takers? Satan?

drop me an email.

18 comments:

Pi Bani said...

Favourite political icon? Don't have any la, so me not buying... hehehe...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

ala kak Pi, meh la bagi charity sikit. bukan untuk sape, orang kurang upaya jugak...hehehehe...

Bernard said...

Nowadays got plenty of people who'll qualify as OKU, not in the physical sense, but financially.

{{at that, the financially crippled Chinaman lawyer sidles up next to Tuan Kerp, with battered bowl in hand & makes feeble attempt to gain whatever financial sympathy left over from those giving willingly to Tuan Kerp}}

monsterball said...

Kerp....."Deal or no deal?"
Monsterball..."No deal!!"
Kerp...."The devil have offered you RM1 million. Deal or no deal?
Monsterball...."DEAL"!!!!
Remember....take the money...which is ours anyway..big or small...and play play with the devils....until this kepala pusin...hopefully jump to the river...feed the poor hungry crocodiles....doping good with his last act.

cakapaje said...

Salam kerpie,

Fav icon? Got! But he asked me to donate somewhere lah. So, like the good guy I am, have to abide with his wishes. For sure, the recipient is not ayahpin. Hey, that's a thought! Why don't you ask him? :)

Achilles said...

Kerpie: How much the ticks?

I agree with Bernard-lah... nowadays a lot of people can be considered OKU in terms of finances.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Bernard,

Tough luck, man. Its been almost 24 hours but still no takers. May have to skip the gig due to financial disability…hehehe


Mr goh,

Don’t ned a million bucks. 6-figure offer is good enough to clinch the deal.


Shah,

And become a devotee of kerajaan langit? Nauzubillah, lagi tak berkat hidup.


Rajan,

You can get cheaper rate at any music store. I heard the price shoots up if you bought at the counter of the venue. I may have to give this a miss la, like you guys, I’m financially disabled…hehehe…

Tinesh said...

I hate to break this to you macha, someone is paying for my ticket and it isnt my parents :D:D

btw xpax ada promo. top up 50 bucks, send them a message, they reply the confirmation. go to the stores, show them the message, pay 200 bucks and get 2 tickets.

Salt N Turmeric said...

huh?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Tman,

what xpax la brother? i'm a maxist thru and thru...muahahaha...if i dont get any sponsor to come knockingat my door by next week, i may have to give it s miss.


and to cik akak farina,

yes, the great Korn will be in Kay Ell this month. since the ticket is quite pricey, am hoping for a kind soul to sponsor me.

anfield devotee said...

Where is the Mozzeer when you need him la. He should make you write a gooey love letter to the ALMIGHTY SPURS which has you PLEDGING YER UNDYING LOYALTY.

Mwahuahuahua . . .

ps: yeah, me thinks me gonna gove korn a miss. Too pricey fer 40mins plus of music (am not interested in the rest of the acts). Plus the place will be heaving with posers (tinesh?) . . . Ha ha!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

that macha is too tied up with boring office-related matter la. his week couldnt have started any worse...muahahahhhaaa...

me too la most probably, for 200 bucks for a 40plus minute show, am not sure if its worth my every penny.

eh, but Premo is going. cant say the same thing of him on tinesh, can we? hehehehehee...

Achilles said...

Kerp: it is supposed to be a 12 hour music fest, but alas, the only band there worth catching is Korn. so i also dunno-lah if its worth it.

Sigh... those were the days when i could pay USD 30 for 12 hours of music in Oz Fest. Bands worth mentioning include Disturbed, Black Label Society, Manson and of course... Mr Ozzy with original line up of Sabbath.

Life's Like That said...

Kerpie : Not a big fan of KORN but you must be!

Anyway, happy belated birthday bro!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Rajan,

i'd pay 100 ozzie bucks to catch those bands mentioned. they're legends man. as for Korn, we may miss it big time, but lets hope other big names to drop by in the near future.


Gav,

not exactly a huge fan but Korn is a huge rock act, to a certain extent its a loss to give them a miss.

hey, thanks for the wish. much appreciated.

blackpurple @ jowopinter said...

Salam bro'.

Ora minat-lah bro'.

Kesuwun mampir omah-ku. Wis suwi jugak ora merene. Kak Raden wis ketemu, koe embuh kapan yo. :D

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

wakpurp,

bareng2 la wak. insyaAllah ngesok2 ketemu lah kita. tapi wak ojo isin!! terima kasih kerno sudi mampir nang kene...hehehe...

Salt N Turmeric said...

ohhh. is tht what u meant? i really didn't get wht was it you're talking abt. lol.