Friday, August 28, 2009

Game plan

I’m at a crossroads.

I’ve been invited to try out Boccia (pronounced BOCH-a) - a lawn bowl version for athletes with disability- by the game’s top official, and insisted I give it a shot because she wanted me to be in the team so much.

But after witnessing a few times how the game is played, I find it a little too unexciting for my liking.

I can always say no but here’s the tricky part; if I made the team, its not for Rumah Hijau or some shit but the National’s, no less. Its my only chance ever to represent the country, even if its just Boccia.

And the most tempting factor is the competitions the team will be involved in, beginning with Asia Paragames next year, which will be held in Tokyo.

Yes, this is Japan we’re talking about man, J-E-P-U-N, Japan!

Japan has always been my dream destination. Its not just about the upskirt but its rich tradition and culture that attracts me the most.

So if I can get over the game’s dullness, I might stand a chance of getting a free ride all the way up there, courtesy of MSN and you folks (Taxpayers), and enjoy the trip.

I think I’m going ahead with it. For Japan’s sake, I believe I can handle all the monotonous training routine, the second step towards seeing my dream of setting my wheels on the sun rising land materialised.

The first step is of course to take up the offer and learn all about the game’s trade as soon as possible.

But then again...maybe after Raya.

21 comments:

Pi Bani said...

Boccia? Go ahead bro! Jangan try out bohsia sudah!

Am alreading imagining you dikalungkan pingat...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hehe...jauh imaginasi tu kak Pi. tapi mungkin jugak dikalungkan pingat oleh puteri diraja jepon, entah apa nama dia entah, anak akihito.

acciaccatura said...

Go Kerp Go!

acciaccatura said...

Go Kerp Go!

acciaccatura said...

Go Kerp Go!

anfield devotee said...

Ye mean Japan's rich tradition & culture in extreme porn?

Fooker, stop being such a typpical lazy arsed Malaysian athelete la, fer fook's sake.

Anba said...

m reminded of Sweet charity's song...jangan tungu lama lama..nanti dikebas orang...hehehehe

Bernard said...

Go ahead, this is one free ride we will not mind!!!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Kak E,

thanks. i'll go, but only after raya...hehehe...


Bala,

extreme porn, but censored. whats the point wei? hehhe...

I'm taking the challenge la bro, but not during ramadan. everything must be done after puasa.


Anba,

its a good thing the song no longer applies to my other half. she's officially mine now...hehehehe...


Bernard,

spot-on dei. and i was informed today the team may also participate in Paralympics 2012, in LONDON! The Emirates here i come!

Tinesh said...

Orait macha!! I think I'll buy the Malaysian Boccia shirt if you play :D:D

LOL-ed at the Rumah Hijau and sake haha

Kata Tak Nak said...

Why not? If you really put your heart and mind to it. Go man, do us proud, then I could brag to my friends that I am buddy-buddy with a certain international.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

T,

can start buying now dei. its the standard yellow stripe shirt you see our athletes wear...hehehe...


cikgu,

even if its only unknown sport like boccia? you're a true friend la cikgu..heehhehe...


P/s-thought of ignoring you guys after last night's game...muahaahahha...

damn my heart aches like hell...

Tinesh said...

we got lucky as fuck macha. but diaby's goal was awesome hahaha

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

thats what football is all about la dei. 3 points is what matters, not the beautiful game that arsenal displays week in week out.

maybe i should rest from footie for awhile. and until my wounded heart heals, i'll watch golf or something as equally dull.

anfield devotee said...

Diaby & Lucas adik beradik kut . . .

Fuggen hell man.

jue said...

Hello Kerp,

How are you? Everything is fine i guess. Salam Ramadhan.

Regards,
Jue

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Boss,

but diaby's was better, a real clean header. unfortunately it was at the wrong end la...hahaha...how la wei, the season's only 4 games old and i'm beginning to feel the pressure already...


Jue,

hi jue, its been a while isnt it. i'm doing ok, but just barely. lets catch up soon.

Life's Like That said...

Boh-Sia now, Sex-olympics next? Free travel? Japan n London? Damn do I envy u!

I agree w AD, Diaby and Lucas r two peas in a pod!

Achilles said...

Kerp: Go for it bro.... no need to think so much.

As for sake... i tasted it and didn't quite like it-lah...but i guess who care about the taste. hehehehe

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

G,

Japan= land of the censored porn. its like soft porn, you dont get hard by it...hehehe...


raj,

thanks brother. as for sake, i dont drink but if i get to set my wheels in Japan, i'd sure to give it a shot.

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