Tuesday, September 23, 2008

An entry about gardening pt II

So Tun Dr Mahathir’s Chedet has reached a whopping 7 million hits last week. The fact that he only started to blog last May, that number of visitors thronging his website is simply impressive to say the least.

But I think pakdol can top his predecessor’s blogging achievement. If he had a blog, in no time will he get 22 million on his hit-counter…demanding him to resign!


Ok that’s a lame one. I just need a breather before continuing with the shits I’ve been up to since last weekend. And I mean tons of it that I hope to get it all cleared up before the Raya week starts.

Then after that, its RAYA TIMEEEEEEEEE…



fergie said...

Hi Kerpov! If I don't get a chance .. let me wish you in advance .. Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri .. Maaf Zahir Batin .. did I get it right? If, not, then another maaf from me. You take care and have a jolly good Raya! Very best wishes also to your family.

anfield devotee said...

Now that our dear DPM has opened his own blog, me was thinking of ways to sabotage it.

First idea me came up with was to get as many Kopites around the world to leave messages at this self-proclaimed scummer after we beat em 2-1.

But alas, the idea did not take off.

Now, seeing that the scum are set to play you lot in a few weeks time, might me pass that idea on to you?

If the gooners beat them fookers, get as many gooners worldwide to leave taunting messages on dear old Najib's blog site.

Just leave messages on arse blogsites/websies around the world declaring that Malaysia's soon-t0-be PM is a manc & me is sure many will happily leave a kind comment or two at his blog!

At the very least, it'll keep the moderators busy!

And they can do fook all as we were just behaving like typical footie fans reactin to a victory.

And if the DPM is truly a man of the people, he will accept this . . . Ha ha!

How? On?

wanshana said...

Hahaha! Good one, Kerp!

That, or Budak Tingkat 4 will moderate all comments to still blind him with 44 million supporters (penyokong hantu...)

Zabs said...

Salam Kerp,
Jangan 22m minta dia berhenti, tambah sekali ganda lagi pun dia takkan buat gitu.

Daphne Ling said...

Hi Kerp,

Happy Early Raya to you, Pinky and family! And this post has got nothing to do with gardening! ;)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Aunty iris dearest,

You got that right but don’t you think its abit too early? Nevertheless, here’s a big thank you. Have a great holiday yourself!


Eh boss, the last time checked, our meeting against manU will only take place in November.

Btw, I have not seen najib’s blog. I wonder if the blog is open for feedbacks from readers and critics alike…ada ke? If there’s any I’m sure comments will be moderated laa…

Kak shana!

Yea, and only comments that are nice to his ears will see the light of day…muahaha…

*eh, you’re back already?

Pak zab,

Hahaha…betul pak zab. Tapi kita tgk party election diorang nanti. Katanya, KuLi dapat ramai sokongan.

Daphne lingg….

Thank you so much for the wishes. Will convey to my parents and pinky.

No rendang and ketupat for you this year…hehehe…

cakapaje said...

Salam kerpie,

I've just given you a new nick :)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

shah, really ah? ok hopping over right now.

Salt N Turmeric said...

Kerp ni ada2 saja tau. ingatkan ye ye lah dia cakap pasal gardening. memang bertuah. :P

Seminggu lagi raya but im sure il see u on blogosphere before that so i wont wish you now ok.

p.s. have they shown the 3rd season of heroes yet? last night was the 2hrs premier. It was damn good. Wednesday is the pilot for knight rider the series. ;)

Pi Bani said...

Apa-apalah Wak Kerpov oii... suka benarlah bab "gardening" ni kebelakangan ni. You should have followed our MPs to Taiwan hari tu la.... boleh learn more about "gardening" kan?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...


Alamak, I have absolutely no idea about Heroes tv series. And I didn’t know knight rider’s making its return until now!

Hehehe…yea, we’ll sure to chat again. Save your raya greetings for my raya post next week.

Kak pi,

Bukan apa, with such contents, the title serves as a disguise so that it may not attract any interest from the you-know-who….kahkahh…not sure if it works but if it doesn’t, dekat lah kita beraya kak Pi…kemunting dengan ipoh tak jauh mana….muahhahahahaa

Life's Like That said...

Even if the PM has his own blog, I doubt he will read it. Someone will be hired to read it and show the PM only the mails that supports him!

Kata Tak Nak said...

You know what's a good title to the PM's blog if he has any? SLUMBERLAND

Kerp (Ph.D) said...


yea, as i said somewhere above, only feedbacks that are music to his ears will reach him. others will be regarded as spam!


muahahahaha...couldnt get more apt than the suggested title on the header.

YBmozcavalera said...

tuan kerpluvchenko,

as usual, you have again managed to convert something mildly malovelent as bangin' a sledgehammer over one's hand into
an oncoming amphetamine fuelled shinkasen bullet train running head on smackbang into
ones er..
droppy face.
hang on i forgot. you don't need to fuel to run a electric train
do you now? neither can you change its tyres.
bbbuttt..wait...wait as MY BUTT clenches during tumultous pangsai sessions (allo, what you think only you can pangsai and think at the same time ker..mwahhahahha)..
yu just never know
anything is possible in

from electric trains to palm-oil fuelled vibrator sets, i have actually (as usual) nothing
worth your rabid gooner mind to say, except that
i'm in dire need
of some porn. life sucks.
especially after seeing
a bunch of schoolboy 16 year olds thrash the shite out of a full blown first division side *sigh*
oh well, a pervs got to do what a pervs got to do...
(think newstand material).

kerp dei, i think its best i wind up and shaddap...fer now. just to redeem myself in terms of self-worth and to contribute something of remote substance and ADULTerated intelligence, the 7 million hits on chedet? i was one of those, and to tell yu frankly, the more times i did read his writings, it got me more
and more depressed fer some reason or another. most of the time i do get it, but the comments section took mowed all mohawked thoughts i had protruding.

i know and i respect your view of him, but here's one dude which as the days pass on, whatever virtous respect i had is minutely
dwindling with every spear he throws. having said that, he's a great writer though, it's not easy to explain global economics, analyse socio-political impacts and trends and case law judgemetns in engaging terms for the simple everyday layman (i.e. people who don't get LAy-ed as much as they'd like to..i.e. me).

credit goes where credit is required. he's good at that, still a pronouncedly sharp mind, with wit to cut the ubiqutious malaysian culture.
having said that, i don't quite agree with the sinful self-abuse
of the intelligence god has gifted him with. sorry about that.

annddd oh DUDDE..
no need to maaf-maaf all okay.
yu insult my spurs, i'll insult the gooner pants off of you.
biaselaaaa baiiiii.:))

ITS MERCUNNNNN TIME ALLOVERRR AGAINNNN...fark dei, i gotta grow up soon. mwahhahahhahah.

yours appreciatively,

p.s. will keep you posted on the date. cheers mon.

YBmozcavalera said...

oh and oh kerp
did you hear....
there's 2 fearsome teams from northlondon:

1. arse-null;
2. arse-null reserves


later mon.

jaflam said...

Hai Kerp,
It’s a right time for pruning especially the branches that could not bear any fruits.

Used a sharp razor and give a clean cut. Yes it’s all about gardening.

monsterball said...

Yip! Mahathir sure have alot of visitors to his blog.
Since he is devil reincarnated...you can safely say...99% visits his blog...to read the art of twisting and turning...he is so good at.
I all are his supporters...Dollah will not last Another minute as PM.
You can safely say..all his die hard supporters..some 350...out of ..7 million voters...are posting daily in his blog.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Mozzzzz man,

Dude, you really got me in stitches la dei….muahahaha…

Lets get into more serious stuff. Yes, and I mean the young Gun-ners. They made the blades look like melacca telekom reserve team. You may think I’m being biased on my 2sens but no brother, even critics were full of praise of these young lads. My only fear is, it was a one-off and all the praises could set their feet off the ground. Read;hafiz hashim.

Bro, I’ve come to terms that not all are TDM’s fan. I’m cool with all the shits thrown at him. He just cant please everyone now, can he? Even I have issues with some of his policies but its from one different angle I saw in him that my admiration for this grand old man will remain forever.

*raya’s looming. Wont take any shots at the ‘other’ north London club for now at least. Hey, they recorded their first win against the managerless barcodes. An away win too, not bad.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Dato J!

Hahaha…priceless tips, sir. Thank you. But the problem here is, the fruit has ripen but too high to cut it off…muahahaha…always a pleasure having you here sir.

Mr goh,

Thanks for your view, but I only care to read the dollah part…hehehe…

IBU said...


Current PM cannot blog la.... ngantukkkkkk! zzzzzz.....

Kerp (Ph.D) said...


soon he'll have more time at his disposal. very very soon...muahaha...

mekyam said...


dropping by to wish you and your sweetie and your families "Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir Batin!"

have a lovely one, in spite of the dumb politicians, ok. :D

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Mekyam dearest!

thank you, thank you so much. and here's wishing you and your family too a selamat hari raya, ampun maaf ikhlas zahir dan batin.

pistolair said...

Rosmah Bakal Perdana Menteri Malaysia? – Bahagian Satu: Belanja Lumayan, Anak Suami Tak Dilayan

Sebelum rakyat dan ahli-ahli UMNO memberi sokongan kepada Dato' Seri Najib Tun Razak sebagai Presiden Parti dan Perdana Menteri negara, wajarlah tingkahlaku dan dosa anak Perdana Menteri kedua Malaysia ini diselidiki sepenuhnya. Tolak ketepi dahulu kebarangkalian pengbabitannya dengan pembunuhan ngeri Altantuya Sharibuu yang mengaibkan kerajaan Malaysia di mata dunia. Imbasan ringkas sejarah busuk Najib dan isterinya Rosmah sudah cukup untuk mengajar kita betapa bahaya parti dan negara jatuh ke tangan gandingan suami-isteri (atau lebih sesuai, ISTERI-suami) ini.

Belum sempat keperitan hati keluarga mangsa-mangsa Helikopter Nuri diubati, kronisme dan nepotisme Najib-Rosmah terserlah dengan penggantian Nuri dengan Eurocopter, meskipun ia merupakan model paling mahal sejauh 25% dan tidak diuji medan perang. Mengapa Najib sewaktu menjadi Menteri Pertahanan sekian lama enggan memeterai perjanjian untuk Sikorsky Blackhawk yang jauh lebih murah dan mempunyai rekod cemerlang di zon-zon perang?

Jawapannya datang dalam bentuk seorang adik bernama Nazim Razak yang muncul berkecimpung dalam isu-isu pertahanan negara sungguhpun merupakan seorang arkitek. Dengan rangkaian luasnya dengan pencipta-pencipta Eurocopter, Nazimlah sebenarnya yang menandatangani perjanjian Eurocopter sekaligus meraih komisen besar sewaktu rakyat Malaysia sibuk memikirkan kos sara hidup yang kian meningkat.

Yang cukup membimbangkan kita, sebenarnya bukan Najib yang berkomplot langsung dengan adiknya Nazim dalam hal Eurocopter ini. Tetapi isterinya Rosmah, yang berkelakuan seperti wanita sihir atau "witch" dalam cerita kanak-kanak Inggeris! Rosmah cukup bijak; wanita durjana ini menghabiskan wang yang diberi Nazim, untuk bersuka ria di London. Siapa tak kenal Rosmah dan perangai borosnya itu di negara perantauan. Dalam satu kes, cukai-tambah-nilai sahaja dilaporkan oleh penguatkuasa di England sebanyak 50, 000 pound (sekitar RM350 000)! Jika cukainya yang tak sampai 20% pun sudah bernilai RM350 ribu bayangkanlah berapa tinggi nilai sebenar perbelanjaannya.

Tak cukup lagi dengan keborosan di kedai-kedai mewah di London, Rosmah juga menghabiskan RM 500 ribu untuk pembedahan plastik dan botox di London tahun lepas. Jika tak percaya, lihat sajalah wajah wanita sihir itu dulu dan sekarang; mustahil cukup tempe di Malaysia ini!

Mungkin sikap Rosmah ini tidaklah memeranjatkan, jika kita lihat sejarahnya yang lampau. Sudahlah mencuri suami orang (Najib pada awalnya berkahwin dengan Tunku Puteri), Rosmah cuba sedaya upaya menghalang Najib untuk menghadiri majlis akad nikah anaknya sewaktu bersama Tunku Puteri, Nizar Najib bersama anak usahawan mahsyur dan bekas Exco Wanita UMNO Malaysia Dato' Maznah Hamid. Kuatnya pengaruh Rosmah ke atas suaminya, Najib hampir-hampir akur dengan saranan Rosmah untuk tidak ke majlis tersebut.

Setakat ini sahaja bahagian satu siri Rosmah Bakal Perdana Menteri Malaysia. Tiga isu yang dikupas setakat ini:

1) Perjanjian kronisme Eurocopter yang menguntungkan Rosmah
2) Perbelanjaan lumayan Rosmah di London (wang rakyat!!)
3) "Queen Control" hinggakan perkahwinan anak sah Najib pun tidak direstui