Finally after a long absent it makes its round again and being a whore at it, it was only a matter of time before I am tagged. Thanks to Missy Constant Drama, the lady who passes the tag baton, now everybody will get to know me up-close and erotically personal. Ok maybe not that close but 15 random facts I’m required to reveal of myself, which can be pretty revealing too.
So here goes…
No 1. This has nothing to do with the latest move by a certain dumb state gomen but I’ve always wanted a federal Datukship. Not for the status but its monthly allowance.
No 2. I can wriggle both my ears but it never crossed me to join any freak shows nor political parties.
No 3. Contrary to popular belief, I only have 9 sexual fetishes instead of 10.
No 4. Once I spent a whole ill gotten RM150 on an Irish hat instead of food. I’m a Muslim!
No 5. I once killed a rabbit with a Thundercat sword.
No 6. I’ve never watched Titanic and am damn proud of it, man!.
No 7. I read one book per year because am already an accomplished smart ass.. S-m-r-t, smart!
No 8. Me was a closet Paul Gascoigne fan.
No 9. I can’t complete a day without a plate or 3 of plain rice.
No 10. Caught peeping once.
No 11. Trying to be less homophobic as possible.
No 12. During my earlier stage being a crippled dude, the sight of wheelchair disgusts me to bits.
No 13. I still have some soft spots reserved for Selangor football club.
No 14. I can still do this- *hand gesture*.
No 15. A big fan of Jackie Chan’s, which begs a question if he will ever conferred a Tan Sriship. He has after all, made more than one movie here.
There we have it. Any questions will not be entertained in public.
Now to pass it on-
Shah, you’re one. Cikgu nazir, Bala, you guys too. Farina, kak Pi, Anita akka, you’re it, ladies. Pak Zab, you’re it. Razlin, Dato Jaff, both It. DocTA, Jim Broga, Mad Salo, Elviza, all are it. Lim Kit Siang, you’re it. Khir Toyo, Husam Musa, it. Ir Nizar, Ali, Kayveas, it, it, it and it…fuck it, you’re all it.