Ooooookayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…moving along now.
Here’s something I came across while doing my regular blog-whoring the other day. Got this from my man Shah’s TalkOnly and thought I’d take back home to the Land and share with those who may be interested to give it a shot on this set of questionnaire.
You are required to answer all the questions given below and see how Malaysian can you be. 21-30 correct answers will supposedly make you a true blue Malaysian I guess. Those with between 11-20 correct answers, as according to Shah, can claim to be the average Malaysian. I am however, not gonna take your Malaysian-ness to task if your correct answers are less than 10 but I would seriously suggest you to quit mingling around too much with your neighbour’s hot Filipino maid.
On my first and only attempt, I only managed a sorry 13 correct answers which falls under “average Malaysian” category. Nothing much to be proud of I must admit.
Some regulars at his blog may have done this but It’d be interesting to see how well others would fair. The set of question goes first (in bold). I’ve provided the correct answer below the questions with my answer in blue. NO CHEATING guys.
(No idea why but question 14 is missing).
So here goes. Again, DO NOT CHEAT or a momok will come to your house and rape your dog.
1. How much is satu kupang?
2. Where's the favourite spot to take wedding pictures in Taiping?
3. In what dialect is Apo Nak Di Kato?
4. Name at least five variations of roti canai.
5. What is the staple food of native Sarawakians.
6. Name a popular Malay ointment made from "cucumber"
7. Name the sauce made from fish or shrimp that the Kelantanese love.
8. What does pi mai pi mai tang tu mean?
9. Which fruit is Ipoh famous for?
10. What is the English name for putu mayam?
11. "Lah" is to Peninsular Malaysians as"..." is to Sabahans.
12. What does ABC stand for?
13. How long is a sari?
15. Name Penang's famous beach.
16. How do you order coffee mixed with tea at a kopi-tiam?.
17. What's on Malaysian TV at 8pm?
18. On one side of our RM1 coin is the bunga raya, what's on the other?.
19. Now what's on our 10 sen coin?
20. What was the name of the KL Commonwealth Games 1998 mascot?
21. When you fill in a form, if you're not Malay, Chinese or Indian, youare...?
22. Who is Malaysia's favourite Kampung Boy?
23. How did the word "gostan" come about?
24. Lobo's Whispers in the Wind is the English version of which famousMalay song?
25. When did Malaysia last win the Thomas Cup?
26. What is the name of our national flag?
27. If you want 4D numbers, who do you consult?
28. What's the name of the Malaysian-made 175cc motorbike?
29. Name our national bird.
30. If the father is a baba, and the mother is a nyonya, then what isthe son?
These were my answers.
1. How much is satu kupang? 10 sen
2. Where's the favourite spot to take wedding pictures in Taiping? By the lake side
3. In what dialect is Apo Nak Di Kato? N Sembilan
4. Name at least five variations of roti canai. telur, sardine, pisang, planta, tisu
5. What is the staple food of native Sarawakians. Slugs
6. Name a popular Malay ointment made from "cucumber"? Gamat
7. Name the sauce made from fish or shrimp that the Kelantanese love. Budu
8. What does pi mai pi mai tang tu mean? Come & Go
9. Which fruit is Ipoh famous for? Limau Barli
10. What is the English name for putu mayam? Indian Pancake
11. "Lah" is to Peninsular Malaysians as"..." is to Sabahans. Baaa
12. What does ABC stand for? Air Batu Campur
13. How long is a sari? 2 meters
15. Name Penang's famous beach. Feringgi
16. How do you order coffee mixed with tea at a kopi-tiam?. Kote
17. What's on Malaysian TV at 8pm? Crap
18. On one side of our RM1 coin is the bunga raya, what's on the other?. Rm1
19. Now what's on our 10 sen coin? Rebana
20. What was the name of the KL Commonwealth Games 1998 mascot? Sanusi Junid
21. When you fill in a form, if you're not Malay, Chinese or Indian, you are...? dan lain2
22. Who is Malaysia's favourite Kampung Boy? Lat
23. How did the word "gostan" come about? Go make a U-turn
24. Lobo's Whispers in the Wind is the English version of which famous Malay song? Menaruh harapan- Zaitun Sameon
25. When did Malaysia last win the Thomas Cup? 1992
26. What is the name of our national flag? JG
27. If you want 4D numbers, who do you consult? the Dead
28. What's the name of the Malaysian-made 175cc motorbike? Kriss
29. Name our national bird. Enggang
30. If the father is a baba, and the mother is a nyonya, then what is the son? Lim kit Siang
And here Are the correct answers.
1. Northern slang for 10 sen
2. Lake Gardens
3. Negri Sembilan, meaning "What's there to say?"
4. Roti bom, roti pisang, roti planta, roti telur, roti sardin, roti> telur bawang
5. Sago
6. Minyak gamat made from sea cucumber, for wounds
7. Budu
8. Northern dialect that means coming and going but ending up at the same spot
9. Pomelo
10. String hoppers
11. Bah
12. Air batu campur
13. Six yards
15. Batu Ferringhi
16. Kopi cham
17. The news
18. Keris
19. Congkak
20. Wira
21. "Other" or Lain-lain
22. Lat
23. A corruption of "go astern"
24. P. Ramlee's Getaran Jiwa
25. 1992
26. Jalur Gemilang
27. "Datuk"
28. Jaguh
29. There's none
30. Baba
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18 comments:
Alamak bro, 9 ajer hahaha.
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.no I didn't mess around mingling with any Fillipino maids!
Akmal,
9 je? kau biar betul mal. but look who's talking, i didnt do well myself. maybe we both deserve some Pinoy chics after all.
this is not a tag but hey, feel free to take it home and share with your readers.
I have done this one at Shah's and I then I did okay saja la. Maybe a 3rd class Malaysian saja la.
kerp...me..slightly better than you lah, hehehe and budu is made of fish not shrimp for sure. have a great makan tomorow and eat on my behalf too, cheers and till we blog again :)
I scored 21. Amacam? Boleh ganti PM tak? ;)
I say...I got 2O! One more to become a true blue Malaysian! Must spend more time at Mamak and Kopitiam joints la like this..
By the way, I like your answer for Q20. Hehehe!
Eh, eh!! I just realized - I left Q29 blank, and the answer was "There's none". So, does that mean I got it right?
If yes, I'm a true blue Malaysian then. Yahoooo!!!
What was the name of the KL Commonwealth Games 1998 mascot?
and your answer is - Sanusi Junid.
*LOL*
jahat!
komen atas is mine. typo pulak salah tulih nama. hehehe.
*bailey
Damn, Im a useless Malaysian. 9 only mah!! Damn.
And Malaysia have no national bird? Duuuude....
Cikgu,
Yes, you’re one Talkonly’s regular. Some of your answers were hilarious. Yang bab kopi+teh tu we had common answer…hehehe…sumpah tak penah dgr kopi cham.
Mary!
Hey, at least we didn’t cheat, so the answers were off-the-calf thing. Wish you could join us. Have a great weekend anyway.
Kak Pi,
I wonder which questions that you got it wrong. Could it be the question yang dari Ipoh tu? Heheheh…
Kak Shana,
Ok laaa…gotta give you some benefit. My first thought was the bird from Sarawak and went ahead with the answer. And same goes with question 20….heehehehe
Bailey,
Cant blame me la…that guy was so synonymous with that creature. Apa yang terfikir tu lah jawapan saya..hehehe…
CDO,
If malaysia were to have an official bird, enggang would be it. either that or gagak.
Salam kerp,
Bro, you got some answers really wrong da...Take no.20 for instance: I remember it well the mascot was of some guy who was searching for his long lost brother lah :)
And 29...that's only for Sarawak da!
Seems like you are the one who has been spending time with your neighbour's maid from Fiji :)
What Kerp, with your neighbours maid from Fiji? I could have sworn she said she was from Tonga.
Teman dpt 19 sahaja...miss satu je...
Anyone mentioned Pinoy...heheheh
shah,
i was confused. almost answered megat junid for obvious reason. did it under 3 minutes, all the answers were off-the-calf.
cikgu,
i love ebony asses. tonga, nigeria, chad, all can easily turn me on...hehehehe...
*no idea what to comment on your recent postings. hope you understand, boss...hehehehe...but i can assure you cikgu, on personal level, no heart feeling. friendship goes way beyond political nonsense.
anba,
yo my brother man. hey, good enough la, to be an average malaysian. add some pinoy flavour to it, you're a complete Malaysian man!
kerp: Indian Pancakes!!?! What the fook ha ha! If there's one thing me expects you as a foodie to know was that!!!!
Me also scored a lowly 13 (*shy*) . . .
sorry boss, missed you on this one. what was your answer to this Q btw?
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