Thursday, October 11, 2007

Salam Aidilfitri...

I thought it was rather a metro-sexual thing to write pantuns. Tried my hand on it and what do you know, turns out to be twice the fun than applying moisturizer cream on your face before bedtime. So anyway, here we go…

Indah suasana beramah mesra,
Sesama jiran saling bertegur,
Sesekali bertukar selera,
Pantun raya menghiasi Let's Go...

Ramadhan muncul kini berganti,
Cahaya Syawal menjelma lagi,
Sebulan baru dapat menikmati,
Roti canai dan candu di waktu pagi...

Takbir bergema menyentuh sanubari,
Indahnya irama memecah sepi,
Kepada sahabat Salam Aidilfitri,
Ampun maaf ikhlas dari Kerpie.

There you have it. I will be away and disconnect myself from the cyber world for at least a week. Time to check out all the Raya-themed shows available on the good ol’ tele.

Selamat hari raya to my blogger friends, reader friends and spammer friends. To all my non-muslim friends, hey, selamat hari raya too. happy holidays.

Salam Aidilfitri, fellas.

*holy shit...check PINKY out!!


BigDogDotCom said...

Kerp de la Wheeler,

Salam Aidil Fitri to you and your family. Hopefully you have a great holiday, with family, loves ones and friends.

Don't eat too much, y'hear???? :)

To other Kerp readers too,

Salam Aidil Fitri to all of you.

Nadia said...

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri to you and family too. :)

Tak nak jemput we all go over your place ke? Hehehe..

Bailey said...


hey thx fro dropping by kat my blog.

salam eid mubarak to u and maaf zahir batin.

have a good raya ek. mcm big dog ckp, dont eat too much.. tihi. :P

The Ancient Mariner said...

Nice pantun, kerp.

Salam Aidil Fitri to you too and have a nice holiday.

zabs said...

Salam AidilFitri untuk kerp dan keluarga. Semoga anda ceria selalu.

ahiruDin aTTan said...

I've bought a RM100 worth of bunga api for tomorrow night. say what you like guys, what's a hari raya without bunga api and a bit of mercun?


Bunga api and roket dilayar
Untuk meriahkan si Aidilfitri
Kalau ada hutang tak terbayar
Halalkan saja, pinjamkan lagi

Sebulan berpuasa di bulan Ramadan
Tanpa Tiger, Calsberg dan Anchor
Marilah kita bersalam-salaman
Memohon ampun buat ibu dan bapa

Pagi Raya miss sembahyang
Malam terus ke Star ktv
Selamat Hari Raya, Kerp de plunk
Insyallah kita jumpa lagi.



have a wonderful Eid.

Here's a pantun just for u

Hujung Ramadan Raya bergema
Rasa sedih, suka pun ada
Ayoh, kawan kita bersama
menyambut aidilfitri
yang istimewa.

ada sikit off dan out, Tak pe, ya, Kerp.

Take Care!

cakapaje said...

Salam Lebaran bro!

Semoga kita sesama menjadi hambaNya yang zuhud, insyAllah.

ps. Anak saudara saya suka sebut camni, maka saya pun nak ikut dia lah :)

Zero-zero ye!

Mior Azhar said...

Selamat Hari Raya, bro. Have a great holidays. Enjoy!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Big bro,

Thanks. But too late, been eating more I than I should have…haha..


Yes, u’re welcome to drop by sis, esp on the first day, with irwan and irwan junior, irfan. Also ur bro in law and mom too. thanks


No prob. At least I get to see the real redhead behind this bailey lady…hihi…no offense sis…0-0. and Thanks. Salam aidilfitri to u and fam too.

Capt yusoff,

My first attempt on writing pantun. Not sure if its DBP material. Thanks, and salam aidilfitri, sir.

Pak zabs,

Thank you, tuan. Ampun maaf lagi sekali, moga puasa kita diberkatiNya.


Hey brader, cant you not out-do me for once? Haha…real good pantun, never thought of adding the keeley hazells, the janines and the asia carerras in my own pantun.

Wanted to leave a raya message in your blog but cant seem to find the right place to post any.

If ur nearby on the first day, do drop by. Thanks.

Puan Nuraina,

Aww, thanks for the pantun, especially for me! didn’t see any defect on the pantun, just nice.

Errm, mind to convey my raya and best wishes to tan sri? Thanks.

Bro shah, buddy…

Yes, zero-zero. Ampon maaf diminta. Been great having u as pal man. thanks.

Bg mior,

Salam to kak yan and the rest. Salam aidilfitri, bro.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Kak Farina, if you ever read this..

cant seem to login to your blog. not sure why. but here's wishing u salam aidilfitri. ampun maaf jika tersalah kata dan bahasa. see ya around. thanks.

Daphne Ling said...

Hey Kerpie,

Salam sejahtera saya ucapkan,
Kepada semua pembaca nukilan,
Nampak pantun kena berbalasan,
Itu budaya kita, mesti ditunaikan.

Roti Canai dan candu di waktu pagi?
Habislah bulan lepas, menjaga diri,
Haih, ingatlah semasa makan di kenduri,
Oh Danny, jangan lupa, kawanmu Daphne!

Sekian sahaja, saya khabarkan,
Di sini saya ingin mengambil kesempatan
Mengucapkan kepada semua insan
Salam Aidilfitri, dari Pulau Pinang!

Hah...The above is sung to the song 'Boria'...Hehe...Throw-over from the days when I did dikir barat...

sankochan said...

Happy Raya!!

tokasid said...


Selamat 'Eid al-Mubarak utk hang, famili and dah tentu your sweet Pinky.

yeah, sure, whatever said...

Selamat Hari Raya Uncle!

mekyam said...

Hi Kerpie,

Selamat Hari Raya to you and Pinky and your families!

ahiruDin aTTan said...


To make up for outdoing you, please come to my Open House this year. I am organising it jointly with Zakaria Derus at his new mansion. We are expecting 60,000 people only. So come, ah, Bring the gang -- your uncle Zorro too, ask him to bring his bikini swimming trunk so he can swim in Istana Zakaria's swiming pool.

Maaf zahir batin semua, sekali lagi.

ewoon said...

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, kerp.

May God bless you exceedingly. Enjoy the holidays.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Daphne dear,

First rocky trying to out-do me with his pantun, now you! hihi…thank you for the raya wish. I haven’t read your latest post as I haven’t had much time logging in. will do that the soonest. Have a good raya too,you.


Thanks girl. So sweet of you to remember me. happy holidays to u too. have fun.


Thanks, my brader. Zero-zero. Will give you a call a little later.


Salam aidilfitri to you too, adik. Aishah puasa penuh kan? Congrats!


Salam aidilfitri to you too, sister. Ampon maaf jika ada tersalah kata dan bahasa. Here’s a secret that Mat Salo must not know. You’re my favourite too…hihi…thanks.


Ok you finally out-did me for good. Now I know where to seek donation, or simply duit raya. Since he’s generous enough, why not? I’m crippled and needs assistance from rich bastards and he fits the criteria. Klang here we come. Let’s go!

Fyi, zorro prefers his good ol’ boxers than trunks.

Mr woon,

So nice for you have dropped by. Thanks for the raya wish sir. And hey, salam aidilfitri to u too. have a good holiday.

thanks, friends.

aN_archi said...

selamat hari raya, maaf zahir batin

Daphne Ling said...

Aiya Danny,

Not outdoing you...

It's culture to balas pantun...Courtesy =)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

salam wak segan,

aiseh, nice to have you here, sir. salam aidilfitri to you too. maaf zahir dan batin.


it took me ages to compose the 3. so i can assure u i will not be replying..hihi..

Bailey said...


raya katne? =)

PrincessJournals said...

wishing u selamat hari raya. kinda busy now. will get back after raya.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Selamat Hari Raya

Should I have offended you in anyway, like my comments or my choice of football team, pls forgive me for I am only human.

botak said...

Salam Aidilfitri,Kerp

mekyam said...


Speaking of pantun for raya, this one has to be my favorite.

Mawi Dah Kaya
Siti Dah Kawin
Selamat Hari Raya
Maaf Zahir Batin

mekyam tersungkur jatuh cinta widit!

I do want to credit the clever pantunist but lack the will to search for the person's nick in the hundreds of raya wishes to Kak Teh in her Choc-a-Blog comment box. So I hope saying that that's where I came across the little gem suffices la hendaknya.

Okay, so the thing is no Shakespeare, but it sure as heck shakes my ear!

So much so I've been repeating it over the phone to everyone I called to wish Happy Eid in the last 30 or so hours. :D

Here it is again...

Mawi Dah Kaya
Siti Dah Kawin
Selamat Hari Raya
Maaf Zahir Batin

Adorable, innit? :D

P.S. Oooo your Pinkie is so fine!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...


Raya kat kampong, subang jaya! Haha…I don’t have any to call my own so the place where I grew up is where I should consider as one.


You really need to check on your blogsite, not sure about others but I have problem in accessing to it. sure hope u had a great 1st syawal. It couldn’t be that bad to celebrate in California, could it?


If it is an offence to support Man U, then my dad, my bro, my nephew and a dozen of my uncles owe me an apology. Hahaha…

But seriously, if I’ve had hurt you in any ways with my comments at kata tak nak, my sincerest apology to u,, sir. Its been great to have known such cool teacher in u. salam aidilfitri.

Encik botak, sir,

Salam aidilfitri to u and family too. its been great knowing u, and your support means a lot to me. a BIG thank you sincerestly.


Hhahaha…the pantun’s adorable but you are even more. Mat salo and shar101, hands off mekyam. She’s mine i tell ya, MINE!...hahaha..

A refreshing pantun there. well, at least to me. will spread it via sms as my reply to all the messages that’s been coming in non stop.

Haven’t had the time to blog-hopping since day 1. but will do so once the celebration has slowed down a little.

Thanks sister!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

oh, mekyam,

pinky's a huge siti's fan. she's gonna love this pantun surely. thanks once again!

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mekyam said...


Salah quote pantun tu. It should read:

Mawi dah kaya
Siti dah DATIN


Siti dah KAWIN


Kerp (Ph.D) said...

aiseh mekyam...i've sent to 3 friends already. but its ok la...both rhymes, and its only been a year since siti got married. so kira baru lagi. no worries. thanks.

oi cresenet,

pala bapak ko.

PrincessJournals said...

i dunno whts wrong w my blog. i, too, had problem logging in today after been away for a while. nak chec kat mana or camne ek?

we celebrated raya with a newly formed so-cal's msian association on saturday. it was fun coz i havent celebrated 1st raya 'ala-msia' for 4yrs now. sunday we went to an openhse and another one this sat. had to skipped a few since hubby dont understand going to 5-6hses in a day or even in a mth! LOl!

how was ur raya kerp? i ni tengah sakit now sbb hujan 1st day raya. nanti kita ym ok?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hi farina,

so nice to hear from u. so i guess there r more malaysians in southern cali than i imagined. doesnt sound too bad then beraya di perantauan. hey, cheer up. nothing beats than celebrating raya on earth..hihi

i am pretty much on raya-mode still so hv been on and off the computer myself. open house galore here, cant really keep up with it i tell ya.

i hv yet to add u, but will do it first thing when i get the chance to really get my nose glued to the pc screen. salam to mike.

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