Friday, December 21, 2007

Tag Brag Fag

I could have done four postings in one day but decided to go with two on Wednesday.

Being a disabled person, I was excited reading about Prof. Dr. Ismail Md Salleh’s appointment to the Dewan Negara that I felt it's mandatory for a crip to say something about it. And since it was a day before Aidl-Adha, I wouldn’t want to be left out in having the raya greeting posted on that very same day either.

And later that night, Shah of TalkOnly messaged me to inform that I have been tagged. Well, I’ve bumped into this particular meme while blog-hopping and somehow I knew it’d reach me sooner or later. Contrary to most bloggers, I like being tagged. Not sure why but I just like it.

So anyway, I was so tempted to brag about whom I met the night before, but decided to save that for the next post instead.

Now lets get down to this tagging thing. Let's Go.

Let's see...

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
Homer J Simpson



2. What were you doing at 0800?
Spelunking


3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Free falling


4. What happened to you in 2006?
Head-butted some guy name Materazzi


5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
"Mmm....ho chak!"


6. How many beverages did you have today?
5. coffee, mineral water, orange drink, coke, air sejuk.

7. What colour is your hairbrush?
I don’t have hair

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
Nasi Kandar


9. Where were you last night?
I was not at any party I swear. I was right there in the library, reading economics.

10. What colour is your front door?
White. Eh wait…I don’t know.


11. Where do you keep your change?
waist-pouch


12. What's the weather like today?
Gloomy


13. What's the best ice-cream flavour?
Double choc.


14. What excites you?
Arsenal’s slick passes. That’s way exciting than looking up a woman’s skirt.


15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Sure. I shave my head weekly.

16. Are you over the age of 25?
Yes. Those below 25 are a bunch of idiots.


17. Do you talk a lot?
Depends.

18. Do you watch the O.C?
No but I do know a few residents of Orange County. Gwen Stefani and Farina Carr

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Yes. Steven Ho, the MCA guy, Datuk Paduka Chew’s right-hand man and a neighbour, cant recall his surname.

20. Do you make your own words?
No.


21. Are you a jealous person?
Yes.


22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'A'.
Acciacca2ra

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'K'.
K. Thuraikumar


24. Who's the first person on your received call list?
Si Kejam


25. What does the last text message you received say?
Are you online?


26. Do you chew on the straw?
Yes, they are chewy. And sometimes I swallow the whole straw


27. Do you have curly hair?
Heck no.


28. What's the next place you're going to?
JKM office.


29. Who's the rudest person in your life?
Kahkahh...I better not start.


30. What was the last thing you ate?
4 pieces of Vadei.


31. Will you get married in the future?
I sure hope so.

32. What was the best movie you've seen in past 2 weeks?
Guess Who?.


33. Is there anyone I like right now?
Yes. William Gallas.


34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
8th February, 1994.

35. Are you currently depressed?
Nope. I’m a happy man, from the Merry Land.


36. Did you cry today?
Hell no.


37. Why did you answer and post this?
Because…because…hey, is that a Tarantula on your freakin' head? *and shwoooshh..Kerp disappears into thin air*


38. Tag 5 people who would do this.
1.Lim Kit Siang
2.Husam Musa
3.A. Kadir Jasin
4.Anwar Ibrahim
5. Future Cheras MP, Mob1900

Ok seriously, I'm tagging 2 friends and they're both below 25. go ahead CD and Tinesh. Have your say, fellas.

Done. So remember guys, don't ever hesitate to include me if you can't figure whom to tag in the future. That's a rather cheap promo but I am sooo okay with it.

21 comments:

PrincessJournals said...

u sure u dont watch oc? u surely do look/sound like someone who wud. heh heh! ;)

constant_drama said...

"Those below 25 are a bunch of idiots."

You do realise that our cyber-friendship ends here right?

=p

cakapaje said...

Salam bro,

Sure not you like being tag? Cam kena paksa je lol!

You going spelunking I can understand, but free falling? Hehe.

But thanks for being a sport :)

anfield devotee said...

Four fooking vadeys! U fat fook! Ha ha, actually am meself quite capable of that & more . . .

So from one fat fook to another, have a good weekend. I doubt mine will get any better with pompey ready to further blacken the gloom already enveloping planet AD. . .

Kata Tak Nak said...

Adei appu boy, you like vadei also ah? I like them when they are hot and you can throw in some hot masalodei too.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Farina,

Seriously, I don’t. but I was one of the first to catch O.C the movie back in 2002, simply because Jack Black was in it. And besides, I was curious to see how Tom hanks’ son look like.

Hey CD my dear,

I swear I didn’t mean you. I meant…Tinesh….hahaha…

CD and Tinesh, I’ve updated this entry a bit. I’m tagging both of you now. go ahead, have your say, guys.


Shah,

Hey bro, I’m serious. I don’t mind to be tagged again and again. Its plain fun.

Free-falling makes sense a bit lar. but imagine to be stuck in a cave, especially when you’re a quad on wheelchair?

Bala,

4 bloody vadeis is just like an appetizer for me. Trust me, I could have gone for more especially with all the ketupat I had through out the whole day.

look at the bright side, bala. Them blardy London rich kids fielded their entire first 11. Besides, it was only a lousy carling cup, and Rafa can now concentrate on one cup less. Have a great weekend yourself. I think Liverpool will bounce back strongly. It’s a long-shot for Portsmouth to steal even a point.

we’ve got them scums visiting, should be an exciting weekend.

Cikgu,

Vadei is simply my fav. Like a plate of white rice, this delicious delicacy can go with anything i.e masalodei, chutney, cili hijau/padi, curry, rasem, dhal, you name it. I’ve even had them dipped in asam pedas a few times, the result is still the yummy taste. But also subjected to where you buy them. Not all curry house makes good vadei.

Daphne Ling said...

So I am an idiot, eh? Not talking to you anymore ;0!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

wei D,

hahaha...haiyaaa...it was a spontaneous answer la you.

ok, another one of CD/Daphne and i'm changing the answer.

david santos said...

Hello Kerp,

I wish you a good end of 2007 and a good year of 2008.

constant_drama said...

Ok I have been tagged and I have tagged. See I am good sport.

And seriously, you better changed the answer when Tinesh see that he'll would have something to say too ;-p

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

david,

you bet. am gonna have a blasting year-end orgy. you have a nice too, sir. and thanks.

CD,

i knew you'd do it. you guys are such great sports. haing said that, i'm sticking with my answer. would love to hear what T has to say. haha...thanks, dudette.

Tinesh said...

I saw!!! Waaaa!!! im tellin my mommy you crazy fler!! waaaaaa!!!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

hahha...you poof.

go on brader, have your say. give it to me hard.

Tinesh said...

Haha duwan la.. You older than me..Like an abang so no swear words for you la...I dont mind you using it on me..haha..I did the tag d

ps: how am i gonna tell my mommy ure a crazy fucker?? huh?? she'll kill me 1st la dey

Tinesh said...

Lol abg Kerpudin!! Dude you said it yourself that Kerp is short for Kerplunk la..I'm pretty sure your parents dint hate you to name you Kerplunk lol..And Ive noticed Daphne calling you Danny so I guess that's you real name hehe

And Robinson's lickin my ass la..Shit happens.err I mean Spurs happens..

And itu pasal France sebab I gt family there la and plus my dad works in airlines so all four of us in the family gets a free ticket per year..And my bro br abis his SPM so the both of us goin la..

PS: Once I'm 26, those below 25 at that point would become jackasses lol

Tinesh said...

Owh and speaking bout the ways to eat vadei..Dip it in chili sauce and eat it..Fuckin tasty siut

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

tinesh dude,

you blarrdee bashed me good on the other side while here you acted you're such a sissy angel. damn blaardee goodie-2-shoes!

hahahhaaa...glad you did btw. i enjoyed doin it actually. nothing sissy about it, trust me. thanks bro.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

bro,

my name could well be kerpudanny too.

i wouldnt want to wish you have a safe trip and all those shit. for crying out loud you'll only be leaving next weekend.


forget about paulie, idiots below 25 and stuff. i just gotta agree with you on those tasty vadeis. dip in anything it will still taste wonderful.

damn you tinesh, i'm hitting the sack. ciao.

monsterball said...

Know you a bit better than yesterday by reading your answers to the question.
MU just lost to West Ham. I am sure you are happy...so are the bookies....hahahahahaha

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

mr goh,

but now the bets are on MU...dang!

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