Monday, July 7, 2008

A Quickie

I know what people will exactly say if I told them my computer has been struck by some notorious Trojan virus- that I’m a smut-addict.

There is some truth in it but I swear to God that wasn’t the actual reason how this nasty bug had found its way into my hard-disk. Without elaborating much, there I was innocently doing some work via email trying to make a living when it happened. And I was like, yay, great. There goes my rice cooker (periuk nasi).

Not all is lost yet, hopefully. Not sure how long can I hold on to my sis-in-law’s laptop that I’m currently using and typing on but I’ve got my machine sent to fix the problem. It may take a few days or even longer.

Hopefully everything will be back in place soon. Last week was a complete misery that it has in a way taken today’s blues away.

My apologies to all as I may not be able to go blog-whoring for the next 24 hours at least

Rancangan akan disambung semula selepas masalah teknikal dapat diatasi. Harap maklum.

17 comments:

senorita.. said...

are u sure that is not the only reason this happen? hehehe

to ur computer, get well soon.

wanshana said...

Kerpie,

Having the same problem at home for the last couple of days. Insya Allah, will get back my 'lifeline' tonight. Hehehe!

In the mean time, a word of advice : If you're having withdrawal symptoms, take a cold shower... HAHAHAHAHA!!!

blackpurple @ jowopinter said...

Alah. Mesak ne tenan. Mas, kue nganggo anti-virus opo yo?

Kata Tak Nak said...

There goes a good whore.

anfield devotee said...

kerp: Bro,speaking of periuk nasi, saw this vacancy fer a blog writer in AirAsia. Maybe you should give it a try & ask Mr Tony Fernandes to let you work from home. Can contact him via email & see if he's ok. He might go fer it seeing that this is an opportunity fer Air Asia to ride on yer celebrity status!

http://www.airasia.com/site/en/page.jsp?reference=jobsetc

Pak Idrus said...

Kerp, those virus need a place to enjoy life, so this time it found your computer. Cybersphere is like the real world. The technician would probably thanks the virus for giving him/her a way to makes a living. Well, life is like that.

Anyway do have a nice day.

monsterball said...

That is why Bill Gates opt to do all good with his balance of life on Earth..or he will be burn in hell..forever.
He created the programs..and the bugs!!
If not..how to make billions?
Suckers are born.....every second.

bernard n. shull said...

hi mate, this is the canadin pharmacy you asked me about: the link

Anonymous said...

yo..kerpov, I've got the answer to your woes. Go and see Najib, afterall...he saw some dropout about some scholarship. I mean our DPM is so kind and caring to see some dropout, I am sure he'll spare a thought for you. So, you do work :) MK

Bernard said...

Tu lah, belanja sikit beli dapat anti-virus yang ori, bukan dari mamat pasar malam / Low Yat! So buat sementara waktu, you won't be able to relief your mata gatal!

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Dude. Sudah-sudah lah with the
pr0n.

Sudah.

Bertaubat skit =p

minah said...

bro,

this is the longest quickie ever

tukar antibiotic lar

fight the antigen cepat

huahaha..

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

El senorita!

Very very, absolutely, positively sure porn COULD not be (one) the reason(s)….kihkih…hope to get my baby back by Friday.


Kak shana,

Ok you’ve got yours back by now while I still have to wait till Friday at least.

*I’ve discovered a thing called a book to while away the time…hahha…


Wak Purp!

Anti-virus nyong orak berfungsi la wak…hahaha…


Cikgu,

Aiseh, now you’ve taken 3 days leave, making a living? Hehehe…


Bala,

Thanks for the link bro. Went through it but I don’t think i’m qualified la. Those fuckers are only looking for candidates with a-level or something. Aku spm ada la.


Pak idrus,

This virus attack has left my computer paralysed. This is my bread n butter pak. Tu yang panic sikit tu…haha…eh. Dah balik ke tanah air ke?



Mr goh,

Yes, agree with you sir. We are suckers indeed. Anti virus company creates viruses so that we’ll end up buying their product.


Mary,

Good idea. Suddenly he becomes so people-friendly. I’ll make an appointment for the DPM to come and see me probably next week. Too busy this week…hahaha…

Bernard,

The antivirus was not updated. The Trojan was the latest. That was the reason as I found out. Gila la I tell you. But its ok. I’ve got this newly-discovered thing we called books to keep me awake at night…hehehehe…

CDO,

Dudette, that was not the reason la dei. Here’s the thing. No doubt I’ve been surfing to smuts but this happened when I was trying to make a living! Moral of the story is, surf more porns!...heheheh


Kak minah,

Tak leh nak update sangat la akak. Ni pon pinjam computer kak ipar. Tunggu tengok apa yang my friend install nanti…


thanks, peeps!

BanjarRakai said...

salam kerp,
been reading your blog for quite some time.
just wanna ask one question. are you 100% sure you don't have some certain video of yours in the hard disk before you hand over your lap top to that tech? you really don't wanna do some press statement later...
hahaha...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

banjarrakai,

for a second you almost freaked me out there…no, there’s no such vids. All have been stored up in my email acc…hhahaha…

hey thanks for reading my crap, bro. I’m honoured, to say the least.

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