Thursday, July 10, 2008

Will sell my spine for a new laptop

Strike? What strike? Someone asked me if I had taken the cue from other bloggers to boycott all the political skirmishes clouding our nation lately.

Then why the long hiatus, echoed another friend.

Read my fucking blog la dei.

As it is now I’m still to know when exactly my laptop will be ready. Not that there’s any problem with this one that I’m on now, but its just not the same. Its like when you are so used to cuddling your spouse and suddenly you are fondling a different person against your will.

So anyway, I was at the blog house last week and one of the sponsors, LG, had initiated some sort of a contest where we are required to reveal our darkest secret through our blog and link it back to them. The best kept secret spotted by the organiser will walk away with their latest hand phone product and a night’s spend with the LG Girls or something.

Or was it? It was too noisy I can barely hear what the emcee (Tony) was trying to tell us exactly.

Hey, not that I’m participating but if I did I could be winning the contest hands-down. I’ve got too many secrets by revealing the worst-kept would hand me the grand prize.

Like that night right… while shaking hands with Erra Fazira, my eyes were actually focusing on her boobs. She may notice it but as I said; its only the worst-kept.

And later on, all along the conversation I had with this one sweet lady who came up to me, I couldn’t make out who she was, right up till now!

Ok seriously I thought it’d easy but its not. By telling the whole world your secrets it may in a way, jeopardise your career, relationship and even get you into trouble with the authority.

Here’s a bold truth; I have indeed, committed a crime or ten…

Ahh………

18 comments:

anfield devotee said...

Go on tell the truth, kerpie, you used to support spurs as a wee lad . . . hee hee

senorita.. said...

haha

wah,sangat jujur.. very commendable

any more?

Pi Bani said...

Hmmm... does Engku Emran read your blog? Nanti tengok next posting keluar pulak gambar Ahmad "blackeye" Kerpov... hehehe...

Anba said...

Bro...did you shake hands with them boobies...hehehe...

Anonymous said...

Grrr...

cakapaje said...

Salam bro,

Hmm....erm....hmm.

Its not a matter of hiding skeletons, but truth is, let Allah s.w.t. alone judge us. Off course, if the cat's out, then just be honest about it.

Raden Galoh said...

Kerpie...

You and naughty eyes! Nanti akak pukul.... hehehehe

Many skeletons in the closet ya? You sure you want to let the world know about it bro? Hahahaha

Love.

Zawi said...

kerpov,
Let your eyes roam and grope around after all its the only part of you that is free to roam around. No harms done right?

Mat Salo said...

Eh .. stop fondling others besides your main squeeze bro--especially if it's against your will. Betul ke AGAINST one's will nih?

Also, PLEASE lower your gaze when it comes to women's ASSets. I mean xenon headlights especially; some call it "nasi lemak". Especially if their BF's are hanging around. Don't take chances laa. Denqaq cakap Kak Pi tu.

Hope you get over your computer woes soon bro. Ada diversion bole la rein in your raging overdrived hormones sket. :)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Bala,

Yea, I’ll make that happen but only when you have a huge image of Philip Neville tattooed on your back…muahahahahhaaa


El senorita,

A bunch more. Honestly, I had wanted to participate in it. Couldn’t be that difficult to reveal what you normally do behind closed door, right?


Kak Pi,

Alaa, her hubby should be proud his dear wifey’s an attraction. Public figure, gotta expect that…I’m sure there are thousands more like me, some may be even worse…hehehe…


Anba,

Virtually I shook hands with many airbags….hehehehe

*all the best to you on this coming weekend’s event bro.


anon,

oh shit!


Shah the man,

Now that you’ve put it that way, no la, nothing of that sort ever took place…saje je gempakkan cerita…hehehehe…berita sensasi, hiburan terkini.


Kak D dearest!

No, not a good idea to let the whole world know. Whats going on behind closed door should remain at that, totally unseen….hehehehehe


Pak Z,

You are absolutely correct pak zawi. its called virtual roaming, and its free…no harm done but may cause the subject to fret…hehehe


Mas Salo brother,

Ok fine, I’d be lying if was against my will. But I’m speaking on behalf of all of us, the male homo sapiens…hihi…

Eh no la, nothing of that sort ever took place. Sensationalism is my forte bro, if you get my drift. Imagine if it did take place, I’d drool and that’d cause a fracas and everybody will be blogging about a certain blogger being punched while an auction was going on…ehehehe…

*bila balik lagi bro…gotta start to lepak again. Aku hutang shah 2 gelas teh tarik ni…hehe…

minahangeltaw said...

i was expecting

something erotic lar, bro

huahaha

gurau jer, beb ;)

if u had committed a crime,

what would it be, ahh?

musti gempax.. huahaha ;)

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Hmmmmm......."boobs"...."Erra Fazira"...."commited crimes".....right.

I'm not at the wrong place. This is DEFINITELY Kerp's blog. =p

Tinesh said...

Damn..She dint even notice ar?

Me... Only Better said...

hey kerp...i have a dirty pic for you here:

http://moionlybetter.blogspot.com/2008/07/all-blogs-100-days-dinner.html

Me... Only Better said...

http://moionlybetter.blogspot.com

July 7th post...link tadi tak completelah...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Kak minah,

Sexual-related crime probably? I don’t think so…hhihihih


O’ CDO,

At least no donkeys were ever mentioned!


T man,

Who cares. Cant see much anyway. But since she’s a big-time celeb, cant really miss having an attempt at it.


Tehsin!

Whoa..,so nice to have you here. Thanks for the link. I did check it out. All the dirty fellows were there! I may steal one of the pics.

Thanks for crossing over.

Daphne Ling said...

Kerp,

Tumpang to MS please:-

Nasi Lemak?!? What?!? Apa connection ni?!? *Blur*

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

daph!

eh ya laa...lets ask MS what he meant by nasi lemak. i was kinda blur myself la...

hihi...