Thursday, July 17, 2008

Rumour Mongering

Is it true, that Ameno and Past has finally kissed, fondled and ultimately merged?

I received this piece of news from the most reliable source that anyone could ever get their hands on – circulated email

According to the sender - a very respectable and influential man whom I cant quite recall his name - he emphasised that the much talk-about meeting between the two parties had in fact taken place in Thailand and even provided what he claimed as hard-proof.

I am totally buying this story, man. I mean, why not. It looks so genuine and convincing. You judge for yourself and tell me if I’m wrong.


Ok I should just shut the hell up and quit writing for a while.

The latest political development has in a way put me in the spot I feel a little confused of what to make out of all these. Maybe I should just stay away from politics all together and start focussing on my future plans, like getting a federal datukship for example. I’ve got it all planned on print and stored it up in my c-drive.

But first, I need my laptop back.


anfield devotee said...

Ha ha . . . good one!

Fooker, that's why you CANNOT stop writing yer biting satire on our local political scene!

Keep it up dude.

ps: Thanx a zillion fer Dilberto. Sometimes it hits a little too close to home as far as poor cubicle dwellers like me are concerned. Any other CD caught yer fancy yet?

Monster Mom said...


funny tho...

keep writing!

Pi Bani said...

Allo brader... that logo not merger of Ameno and Past lah... (if Ameno then got keris meh!). That one Be End and Past. New name Barisan Lepas... (cakap Siamnya I tak tau le pulak).

fergie said...

Good to see you all "perky" again. Miss your posts la. Good luck with your new laptop. My offer of assistance, tho not much, still stands. Have a great day!

senorita.. said...

go for it, u have my full support..!

is it too late to offer my condolonce in regard to ur laptop? =P

Anonymous said...

(yes, it wish such torturous anguish and hands-flailing "amokness" i hereby retire(strip?) the honorary suffix "kov" with my own carressing hands)

*sigh*. que sera sera.

killing ME
la DEI.
this one. some more the ffs one today..(which i here had some of its origin/roots from the kerp).

one last thing, before i'm caught pissin' off.

dei. yu stop writing,
and i'll
personally smear
yu with a
SPURSFC jersey dei :)))

yu got loads of fans. (and someone had to ask me la, if i'm JUST saying that)..mwahahhahahahhahaa

dude. can't write. no mood since the transfer. later mon.


Kata Tak Nak said...

Fuck you kerp, you are blardy fucking good la.

cakapaje said...

Salam kerpie,

Ni kang, ado yang Voice mai bawak parang kontot. Kalau tidok dio, den sendiri yang bawa...atau berduo sekali ha! Lepeh tu, kami sunatkan ekau semulo, lol! :)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Bala ji,

Haha..thanks brader. But difficult to keep it up la. With virus-infected computer and tons of shit to write on different venue, so many things up my head la joe.

*am into 2nd disk of the misfits. Liked them all, except for burzum.

Monster mommy,

Thanks. Will sure keep on writing.

Kak Pi,

Alaa, hentam je. Ameno tu kan bee-anne, and likewise. Synonimous these 2...hehehe

Aunty fergie,

Perky? I do huh? Maybe becos weekend is just around the corner? Hehe…

*my pc-expert friend said my laptop can still be saved. Will keep you informed on this. Thank you very much. You are so kind and sweet!

El senorita!

You’ll sure to be part of my cronies.

• never too late. That damn thing is still lying, unattended.


Haha, thanks man. I know I can always count on you.

Ya la, that cunnilingus thing, blame it on LGL la. When brothels are blossoming like wild mushroom, blame LGL too la dei…what else. Easy scapegoat…hehehehehehehe…

*no la, wont stop writing but got shits to be taken care of. Need some money maa…

*what transfer la bro? Keane? Berba?

Kerp (Ph.D) said...


Hehehe…thanks, sir. Been so tied up with other writing stuff I wish I could blog longer like before. Gotta earn some living lah.


Hhahaha…Voice sendiri attended one of PAS’s PCs. BUT, not accusing him of jumping ship la. when pigs fly only he'll switch.

wanshana said...

Hahaha! Good one, Kerp :)

That'll be the day...

IF it happens, new name would be - (H)AMPAS or rather - "HAMPEH"...

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Kak shana!

Hehehe…good one from you too. These are all mere talk and once the talk over, the next day they’ll go at each other’s throat…kan hampeh tu?

Tinesh said...

WTF? You stop and I will hunt you down and put you to sleep with the fishes..Like Luca Brasi hahah

jaflam said...

Hai Kerp,
I just could imagine if both parties merged, their cultures are just million miles apart.

But then Politics is the art of impossible.... but then PAS is not about Politics is more about Islam then a mere Politics.

Never mind let them have their nasi kerabu and nasi kandak if that what turn them on.

Salt & Turmeric said...

everybody seems to be following, "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" concept. in the end, who suffers ya? :P

senorita.. said...

erm btw, 'El' refers to guys.. shud say 'La Senorita' which means 'That Girl', specifically referring to this case, me. =P Spanish is a gender-specific language.. =)

regarding ur laptop, get well soon then. =)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

T man,

Bro am not quitting lah. Just slowing down. You should be loyal to me in the first place bcos I’m don vito.

Dato J,

I fully agree with you sir. PAS is more about religion than a political party. Their detractors can say whatever they want about them but I’m sticking to what I believe of them. TGNA is a religious scholar first and foremost and politician 2nd.


That’s kinda confusing. But at least you and the enemy have something in common- common enemy(?)…hhehehe…


I swear I didn’t know that. Should have corrected me long time ago. Glad no Spaniards read my blog or I’ll be making a fool out of me. Thanks there, hermosa muchacha…;)

senorita.. said...

no problem. at least my gender confusion is solved. now, back to the more serious issue, fondling and hugging of erm, opposing forces and oh yeah, ur reviving laptop.. he he he..

anfield devotee said...

You know what PAS needs? A really good PR guy. They really need an image make over coz too many non-Muslims still feat the party & its Islamic agenda.

PAS need show how they can function as a party fer all. To any PAs bigwigs reading kerp's blog, GET A PR GUY! Pronto!

Tinesh said...

Im Don Michael my hahaha

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Hermosa muchacha,

Forget about the laptop. Me mood now is so into fondling, which am sure doesn’t come as a surprise to you all…hihihi…

Bala ji,

I think Husam Musa carries himself well. He’s not just a good PR guy, give him a few more years I think he can even handle the top post. A PM-material, this guy is.


What la dei….first you’re luca, now don michael…

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Dude, your blog still not updating on reader. This is pissing me off bigtime. I'm missing out on your writing.


mott said...


That's so farnee!!!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...


Don’t bother la sis. You did not miss anything much. You can always scroll down anyway. No big deal, really.


Hahaha…thanks. Someone actually emailed the pic and toyed around with the image before I decided to blog about it.