Monday, August 11, 2008

Nothing New

No prize in guessing it right- I’m down with fever yet again.

In fact this is the first time I went online since Friday morning as I have been staying in bed practically through out the weekend.

It was so bad that I lost my voice, lost my appetite, physically weak and I could have even vomited my guts and ribs out if I came across another inverted Jalur Gemilang over the weekend.

Jokes were no fun either. It took one whole day before the punch line finally hits on me…and I’d be like ‘ooooh…so that was it. Now I get it’…and went on laughing out loud alone while watching a Thai love story...the next day.

Now I can feel the pressure coming on to me. I was supposed to study a bill and come out with a piece on it before Wednesday.

Which means I have to cut everything short. Including this entry. Got tons of things to straighten out, particularly this week’s piece. Failing to do so would strengthen some people’s belief that I still have a long way to go before I could make it into the real ass-busting world out there.

I’m sure they meant to say loser.

Whatever. Will be back in a jiffy.

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cakapaje said...

Salam kerpie,

Get well soon bro.

Zabs said...

Salam Kerp,
Minum banyak air suam, jangan asyik minum coke je...
You are not a loser if you had done your best.

Kata Tak Nak said...

La sakit lagi? First cut down on wanking too much, it weakens you. To do that stay off porno for a while.

senorita.. said...

may we get well soon.

i sakit jugak! =(

anfield devotee said...

Relek la brudder Kerp. Life as a FAMOUS columnist memang ada pressure sikit.

Hence the cigar munching, haggard & arak-swilling stereotypes seen in films.

Perhaps you'd like to add a stubby cigar permenantly on yer lips & some wrinkles fer that serious columnist look. Also just keep sipping from a short glass of teh cina with a couple of ice cubes fer that hardened alco look!

Get well soon & good luck with yer article!

fergie said...

Yo Kerp, Apa u sick again? Don't mean to sound like your mother but you should drink plenty of water .. this haze is gross. Everyone I know, including me, seems to be under the weather these days. Take care and see u up and about soon.

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Kerp....apsal sakit jer ni? What you doing lah brother?

Mat Salo said...

Bro,

Dulu komputer terkena virus. Sekarang empunya body pulak.

Very sad day today. Sis D in post-surgery. Hope you both get back on your feet soon. Eh, sorry. That was meant as a kiasan in your case, bro...I mean, GET WELL SOON!

zorro said...

Danny, on the subject of vomit. If you had come out to the lanai you would have seen my flag still upside down. Then you would have vomited out all the accumulated "mind-set toxins" and you would have felt better after the detox. Without fear or favor, I say my piece. I stick to my guns.Only one bullet and no chance of a reload.When you load too many bullets you have too many choices. Over the years you have noticed that I was the only one flying the flag and you followed with one outside your window. If people do not understand the significance of the upside down flag it is because they do not want to understand.That is dismal but understandable from where some people come from. Take care.

Tinesh said...

I agree with uncle KTK..Cut the wanking dude, it takes too much energy :D Good way to strengthen your forearms and possibly burn a few calories tho haha

Anba said...

Kerp bro...no worries mate...hope ye get better...take a good rest...yah

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Shah,

Thanks brother. The JG bit is solely from my personal viewpoint btw…hehe…


Pak zab,

Thank you, sir. Memang dah bergelas-gelas air masak dah ni. Bladder sentiasa penuh je ni…hehe…

*hairstyle baru ke tu?


Cikgu,

Demam lagi. Very low antibody la I think. Couldn’t be a result of too much porn could it? Kihkihhh…


Hey Karen,

You’re down too huh? Get well soon ok? A very good rest should do the trick.


Bala ji,

Te h cina? Zapple can do a better job.

This famous columnist is having a difficult time getting down on this week’s piece. The cough syrup is the culprit. I wonder if ‘bear’ beverages can counter this problem.


Aunty iris!

Oh yea, the haze could be one of the factors too. I was in town when I felt it first.

*by all means aunty dear, be like my mom. I really need that. I can be quite a stubborn-stain sometime really.


O CDO,

No idea lah. Lack of rest could be the main cause. Haven’t had much a good night’s sleep. My line of job requires a peaceful and serene ambience to get it done. So how?


Mas salo,

Bro, I feel bad not because kak D went for another operation but for not being aware of it. I have been too sick to even read on current issues. This reminds me I really should give MH a call.

*hope to get my feet back on the footrest…muahahaha…


t man,

and stay out of porn all together? You try that first and come back to me if it works.


Anba,

Thanks, my brother. Cant afford to stay in bed in anyway. Gotta find some money. Times are real bad, thanks to the gomen.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Uncle Bernard, sir.

Just to let you know, I did go through your piece thoroughly. I even had a lengthy chat with one of the sopo bloggers who supported the move initiated by sheih. Fully understood the significance of the inverted national flag but after much thought about it, I decided to stick to what I originally believed in. Let me stress here however it does not by any means, I am being disrespectful towards people like you and sheih. Just that at times, I need to stood my ground as well. That’s all. Thanks.

mott said...

Dude..take care, even tho you've recovered..it sucks falling sick, again and again!

Tinesh said...

I dint say take off porn for good..just cut down on wanking..so u could actually wtch porn without wanking also hehehe

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Mott,

Thanks, dudette. Yet to recover fully actually. The sore throat is driving me nuts.


T,

Still, staying away from porn is unthinkable la dei.

Daphne Ling said...

Hope this will make you swallow those pills! Now, now...Don't make a fuss...;)

Hope you're well!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

daph!

yea i did. a couple of panadol daily but still not bad enough to require a doc's appointment...hihi...

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