Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Working YB

Hell-o…

So I was reading the newspaper and came across this one report on the progress leading to Permatang Pauh’s by-election.

In one of the paragraphs, our TPM was quoted as saying the Rakyat should vote for candidate who works for the people.

And of course I re-read that particular paragraph just to be positively sure.

Elect a YB who will work for the people?

Dude, those guys are in real danger of extinction. Just like the elementals, the sight of this unusual kind is quite rare to a certain extent these days.

Its like, sightings on working YBs can only be viewed via rare, amateur footages. Chances are, most video featuring working YBs caught were hoax. There are in fact, more genuine video footages and still images of living Hogzillas than a working YB.

Lets recap who exactly this bunch of dying breeds are, in case some of us have forgotten why they were referred to as a working YB.

A working YB is someone who makes his round door-to-door as much he possibly could (NOT merely during campaigning seasons) to hear grouses from the same people who voted him in.

A working YB gets down dirty with the people…behind flashing cameras.

A working YB spends his time more at his constituency than minding on useless political issues, unless he's directly involved.

A wanking YB defends developer’s move to rape green lung areas in the name of development.

A working YB fucks Hogzillas.

19 comments:

Pi Bani said...

Working YB? Got ah such thing?

Mat Salo said...

Hmmm..betul kata Pi tu kawan. 'Working' and 'YB' is an oxymoron ha ha.

OK let's not be so hasty and paint 'em all with the same brush. I'm sure there's some who's busting ass - and some who's banging ass... whooops.. let's not go there, dude.

"...sightings on working YBs can only be viewed via rare, amateur footages. Chances are, most video featuring working YBs caught were hoax."

Classic, dude!

cakapaje said...

Salam bro,

Hullo! Bro, kindly use better references next time; you are insulting the Hogzillas! Even they would not approach or allow the sarkas to approach them :)

Kata Tak Nak said...

Actually the TPM had a hidden agenda. He was implying working MPs are better than sleeping ones and who is sleeping beauty in the Cabinet? Must have been Rosie who gave him the idea.

YBmozcavalera said...

hello there.
my name is YB crotchMEpanties, at your service.

hmmmm, let us ponder:-

1. budget on Aug 29th, on a friday. the last friday before the fasting month which hereuponafter parliament would not be residing..ugh...i'm sorry i meant presiding; a tad coincidentallinghus maybe? a matter of convenience at the cost of:
a) frenetic, tiresome, long-drawn debates with oppo khakis/machais;
b)avoiding the wrath of looming, buoyant opposition pride come or circa 29th *touchTHEFARKINwood*;
c)an instep of man - which has now somewhat attained messianic proportions;
d) a narcissistic attempt for a looksee in the mirror and say we are still the farkin govt - and of course rub the rakyats face in the budget; and
e) of course the least concern of all for anyone in parliament - the rakyat's grouses.

oh i'm sorry, haven't you heard? ask me, i'm a near-YB, ordained by my narcisstic self. I llurrrve lookin' at meself in the mirror and givin' meself powertalks and pumpin ma crotch with peteynorth-styled cockpumps.

i will fight for your
race, your rights.
regardless of whether yu chinese,malay or indian.
when yu chinese - gua cina;
when yu malay - aku melayu;
when yu india - machaaaaa;
*coughcough*
*YB-clears throat*

mutters under stinkin breath:
if and when i need your votes
la pundeked yu sillydumbfarkadodos
yu think i give a damn
about what race yu are?
suthe.
hey, i got kids too feed to yu know.

hey pantat, i'm a YB,
dun fark wif me.
I will damn yu to
prostitute yer schlongs;
aircon "hacks" BJ's,
and KY shaftings.
to feed yerselves.

later mon.

appreciatively,
moz.

Anba said...

Bro..me wonder y YB fuck hogzilla...fuck zilla jalil better...wait we already had on YB who fuct Zilla Jalil...hehehe

fergie said...

Wah .. young man sounds very cynical .. hehe .. I am so "ordinary" .. don't know any YBs .. but from what they utter I don't hormat them very much and as for WORKING????

Tinesh said...

Michael Chong should be MP. He works. Alot

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Kak Pi,

Ahh yesss…exactly my point, thank you!


Mas Salo,

Muahahhaha…aint going there either.

I supposed I was being a bit too harsh. But cant help it lah. When we are supposed to be the bosses, it’s the Ybs normally who acts like one.


Shah,

Hehe…poor old hogzillas. Did you know they do exist, unlike the ‘working Ybs’? the latter is like a mythical creature, something like unicorn, or chupacubras.


Cikgu,

Sleeping ones? I believe you meant ‘The Sleeping ONE’. There’s only one in there who sleeps. Another very rare specie to have embraced the cabinet.

*rosie? Muahahahaha…

*welcome back.


Yb mozzzy,

Muahahaha…another classic from you la boss.

. when yu chinese - gua cina;
when yu malay - aku melayu;
when yu india - machaaaaa;
*coughcough*
*YB-clears throat*

hehehehe…fork-tongue politician.


Anba,

Me no idea meself la brother. Just an easy way to end an entry perhaps? Muahahaha…that fella who fucks zilla was no mp la joe, but a millionaire guy, just like Ybs.


Aunty iris!

See? Exactly my point. You didn’t know any YB. That shows they are not doing their work. 4 years meeting the people door-to-door does not seem impossible to me.


T,

Good point. He’s the reason I am seen as pro-MCA. No kidding. Fuck BN but if Mike were to contest in my area, my vote sure to go to him.

mott said...

Hahah..working..then suddenly had a 'wanking' YB. WAKAKAKAKAAKAKKAAK!!!

They're all wankers!

anfield devotee said...

Non-working YBs, one thing, we also don't have a working PM, DPM etc etc . . .

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Mott moi lady,

Hehe…yea, they’re all wankers. May sound a little cliché but sadly its true, we only get to see their faces during election campaign.


Bala Ji,

The tpm works during election campaign. The pm meanwhile…err…

Life's Like That said...

It is probably easier to find a unicorn than a working and honest YB. We all thot Lee Lam Thye at one time was that until rumour has it that he quit DAP and deserted Bkt Bintang b'cos he got paid off by BN. Sigh.....

senorita.. said...

at 1st it sounds like the transexual MP in Thailand... then it sounded like some rare species of big foot... easier to spot a UFO i tell u

senorita.. said...

at 1st it sounds like the transexual MP in Thailand... then it sounded like some rare species of big foot... easier to spot a UFO i tell u

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Gavin,

Yea man, you’re totally spot-on. Of course we do have some of them hard-workers in the parliament but general perception is just that; MPs act like they’re the bosses when we’re the one voted him in in the first place.

*I believe Michael Chong would make a good MP too.


Karen!

Hehe…exactly my point. Working MPs are like mythical creatures too- unicorns, chupacabras, leprechauns- only harder to spot…muahahahaha…

Tinesh said...

You know how NASA has SETI (Search for ET Intelligence)? We should have search for the ultra elusive MP

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

T man,

err...mythical creatures can only be captured via amateur camera footages.

monsterball said...

They can say all you they like.
Almost all in Permatang Pauh are agaiast UMNO now.
I will be there...this Sunday..rooting for Anwar!!