So I was reading the newspaper and came across this one report on the progress leading to Permatang Pauh’s by-election.
In one of the paragraphs, our TPM was quoted as saying the Rakyat should vote for candidate who works for the people.
And of course I re-read that particular paragraph just to be positively sure.
Elect a YB who will work for the people?
Dude, those guys are in real danger of extinction. Just like the elementals, the sight of this unusual kind is quite rare to a certain extent these days.
Its like, sightings on working YBs can only be viewed via rare, amateur footages. Chances are, most video featuring working YBs caught were hoax. There are in fact, more genuine video footages and still images of living Hogzillas than a working YB.
Lets recap who exactly this bunch of dying breeds are, in case some of us have forgotten why they were referred to as a working YB.
A working YB is someone who makes his round door-to-door as much he possibly could (NOT merely during campaigning seasons) to hear grouses from the same people who voted him in.
A working YB gets down dirty with the people…behind flashing cameras.
A working YB spends his time more at his constituency than minding on useless political issues, unless he's directly involved.
A wanking YB defends developer’s move to rape green lung areas in the name of development.
A working YB fucks Hogzillas.