Friday, August 29, 2008

This entry is about gardening (nothing political)

Okay, lets not fret. Hopefully with such title this entry will be well disguised.

So, in the wake of MaCai-MaCai shutting down Malaysia Today, and might even have a go at other online news portal of similar contents which most definitely includes sopo weblogs, Sopo Bloggers may have to be in their best behaviour or face a similar fate as RPK’s website.

Either you write all the shit that is music to their ears or it could spell the end of your beloved blog.

I, on the other hand, have come up with several steps that could well save LGL from being a victim of the possible crackdown. I don’t quite belong in the ‘sopo’ category but would rather not take any chance that could see this blog being clamped. Not that I’m freaking and peeing in my pants off but no better ways to start things off than to suck up to them.

Here goes.

- Write stuff that is deemed good enough to be labelled as anti-Anwar.

- Only links to former and current amno leaders’ blogs are fit to be on the sidebar.

- Focus my writing on disability issues and praise every move and policy endorsed by Dr Ng Yen Yen.

- Disassociate myself from the likes of Kickdefella and Zorro.

- Set fire to all posters made by Mob1900

- Make fun of Lim Kit Siang’s GQ hair-do.

- To swear (you bet!)

- To put in print every word reported in Buletin Utama

- Say yes to ISA…Samad.

- Blog about floras and faunas

And finally rename my blog and change the header to Lover of Government Leaders.

Awesome shit I tell ya. Hope this’ll do the trick.

Lets just wait and see.

16 comments:

Anba said...

Bro....
you missed on writing about
arsenal...
atleast make this the premier blog about arsenal...
hehehe

Kata Tak Nak said...

Then I will have to rename my blog to Kata Nak LAH

Pi Bani said...

Ok, so this entry is about gardening. Next entry you should write about cooking... hehehe...

wanshana said...

Excellent strategy, Kerp.

Bismarck would have turned in his grave. You put him to shame. Your grand shceme is even grander then his scheme and strategy to unite Germany, maaannn!

Jon-C said...

FuiYoh kerp! Sounds like a master plan to satay sama itu MaCai-MaCai and Info Minister. Kekekekeke!

fergie said...

Oi Kerp .. u had me fooled la! I thought it was gonna be an article on gardening??? I love planting stuff but they seem to die on me .. no green fingers .. n my son calls me a murderer .. murdering my plants! Hey .. don't la write about Ars .. how about Man Utd .. u got people like Cikgu n me here! I hope my support doesn't kill off PR .. OMG!!!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Anba,

Not a good idea because najib is a ManU fan. MCMC may be ordered to go even harder on me…muahahaha…


Cikgu,

Aiseh…another gem from you…hehehe…I imagine shah will change his blog name to Talk Umno…muahahahhahaha…


Kak Pi!

Tipu2 je…might consider blogging about food tho…my 2nd love, after arsenal….hehehe…


Kak shana,

Hehe..no lah, I can come up with all the ridiculous strategy under the sun but dictators will forever remain one, constructive criticism pon boleh kena cekup…how la like that…


Jonny-c,

Some bloggers call them idiots…so I thought this oughtta fool them retards.


Aunty Iris,

Hey, that means my strategy works then. Hehehe…gardening aint my thing la aunty…

*just fyi, I’ve got hordes of Kop bloggers linked here…hehe…and I’m the sole gooner!

Anonymous said...

...good idea, so put the good title but fill in the shit as contents? ini macam ka? hahaha..have a good weekend and selamat berpuasa :D MK

Zabs said...

Kerp: Tulihlah apa pun. saya tetapakan mai sini juga. Lainlah kalau dah kena tutup, di manakan ku cari ganti....

fergie said...

You left a really hilarious comment on Cikgu's blog today. Had me in stitches re "forgetting the Indians and Thai residents". You not a gooner la .. just pretending to be one .. learning from our politicians eh?

cakapaje said...

Salam kerpie,

I'm going to have hell of problem then. Hmm...maybe I should just follow Cikgu's cue and rename mine Cakaplah!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Mary,

Yea, wong chun wai calls them idiot, so I thought it would be easy to fool them…muahahaha…you have a good weekend too. Salam merdeka and salam ramadhan.


Pak zab,

Alseh, terharu sikit baca komen pak zab…hehe…terima kasih. Takpe, kalau kena clamp, kita bukak kat wordpress pulak, tapi nak tulis kena hold back laa…hehehe…


Aunty iris!

Hehe, but could be a factor too y’know. So next time around, he may have to take up tamil as well as thai laguange courses…hhehehe…

*Gooner is referred to an arsenal fan. Not goon as in, bee-anne goons.


Shah,

Bro, do read my reply to cikgu above. Quite a good suggestion for your new blog name…hehehe…

cakapaje said...

kerpov,

Chit! They'd have to pay me a million just to put that disgusting name. They pay, I take. But what I write...hehehe ;)

jaflam said...

Hai Kerp,
x worry you are safe, you have license to swear.

They are forbidden to touch or park on site with wheel chair sign ma!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Shah,

Eh ok what…muahahaha…after all, its going to be cakapaje…


Dato J,

Everybody swears now days. I demand my rights to swear too. Free speech dato…hehehe…

They’re welcome here but will be clamped if they over stayed.

monsterball said...

Some people have plants luck!
My mother can just put a dead stick of a branch...and poop....out came a plant...full of life.
She even talked to the plants!
I tried that...got some luck.
Seriously...plants do listen and behave.