Smut Inside

Sexuality and Virility, that’s the theme will be about in the upcoming symposium which will be held in a couple of months time somewhere in, where else but Kuala Lumpur.

Perwira K9 organized a press conference which took place at Saloma Bistro earlier yesterday in hoping to spread the word around regarding the said symposium, which will be conducted by a well-known sexual therapist from India whom I've never heard about. Crips with spinal cord injuries especially will be thronging the conference and get themselves tuned-in and turned-on for a better understanding on this very issue.

In yesterday’s event however, the press people were briefed by Dr Hjh Asiah Ibrahim, Head of Rehabilitation Medicine, HKL on the seriousness of this matter which gravely concerns people with spinal cord injury. Admittedly it is a common but serious problem that we have to deal with but never really openly talked about it for obvious reason. We’re Asians and shit. And we’re supposed to be a goody-goody holier-than-thou asexual. Or a conservative lot that sex is such a taboo and disgusting word we must never utter it anywhere in this region. So lets settle for fuck instead, kids.

So anyway, the good doc explained the whole thing using such complicated medical terms that my brain couldn’t make out what she was blabbering about. Without elaborating much I gather the reason why we’re facing with such predicament is because, immediately after a person injures his spinal cord, his nerves will go haywire. Since the central nervous system (situated in-between the brain and spinal cord) works as a sensory signal sender, once damaged, the signal is cut off, thus stops any information from reaching the brain. So all the sensations from the sensitive parts like the skin and a certain organ especially, when sent, the messages are mostly undelivered.

Or something like that. Shit, I’m confused myself.

But what I was trying to say is, guys with an injured spine may not be able to get a hard-on as good as before. Don’t get me wrong. It can still function but with a proper guidance from the experts, the patient can be as potent as a natural goal-scorer.

I’m not good at describing this whole shebang thing but there are so many things that not just the public, but even all of us paras and quads still have a lot to learn about. Besides, I wouldn’t want to be misconstrued by a certain quarter or a monkey into thinking either I can’t do it or worse, that I have done it.

Nonetheless all those presence collectively agreed that there’s nothing porn about it and should be addressed to as far as health is concerned, right from the roots of the problem.

There’s always a solution to every illness and mostly are curable. There’s modern medication. Then the alternative/traditional treatments and aphrodisiacs are available practically all over the world. And not to forget there’s the blow-up dolls too.

In this case, the upcoming symposium could be a newly-discovered option for married couples who either one or both are chair-bound seeking some blissful happy-hour. Ultimately this would put a smile on their respective partner’s faces and to live happily ever after till of course...one of them cheats.

Just screw up. We all know its fine.