Friday, January 25, 2008

Smut Inside

Sexuality and Virility, that’s the theme will be about in the upcoming symposium which will be held in a couple of months time somewhere in, where else but Kuala Lumpur.

Perwira K9 organized a press conference which took place at Saloma Bistro earlier yesterday in hoping to spread the word around regarding the said symposium, which will be conducted by a well-known sexual therapist from India whom I've never heard about. Crips with spinal cord injuries especially will be thronging the conference and get themselves tuned-in and turned-on for a better understanding on this very issue.

In yesterday’s event however, the press people were briefed by Dr Hjh Asiah Ibrahim, Head of Rehabilitation Medicine, HKL on the seriousness of this matter which gravely concerns people with spinal cord injury. Admittedly it is a common but serious problem that we have to deal with but never really openly talked about it for obvious reason. We’re Asians and shit. And we’re supposed to be a goody-goody holier-than-thou asexual. Or a conservative lot that sex is such a taboo and disgusting word we must never utter it anywhere in this region. So lets settle for fuck instead, kids.

So anyway, the good doc explained the whole thing using such complicated medical terms that my brain couldn’t make out what she was blabbering about. Without elaborating much I gather the reason why we’re facing with such predicament is because, immediately after a person injures his spinal cord, his nerves will go haywire. Since the central nervous system (situated in-between the brain and spinal cord) works as a sensory signal sender, once damaged, the signal is cut off, thus stops any information from reaching the brain. So all the sensations from the sensitive parts like the skin and a certain organ especially, when sent, the messages are mostly undelivered.

Or something like that. Shit, I’m confused myself.

But what I was trying to say is, guys with an injured spine may not be able to get a hard-on as good as before. Don’t get me wrong. It can still function but with a proper guidance from the experts, the patient can be as potent as a natural goal-scorer.

I’m not good at describing this whole shebang thing but there are so many things that not just the public, but even all of us paras and quads still have a lot to learn about. Besides, I wouldn’t want to be misconstrued by a certain quarter or a monkey into thinking either I can’t do it or worse, that I have done it.

Nonetheless all those presence collectively agreed that there’s nothing porn about it and should be addressed to as far as health is concerned, right from the roots of the problem.

There’s always a solution to every illness and mostly are curable. There’s modern medication. Then the alternative/traditional treatments and aphrodisiacs are available practically all over the world. And not to forget there’s the blow-up dolls too.

In this case, the upcoming symposium could be a newly-discovered option for married couples who either one or both are chair-bound seeking some blissful happy-hour. Ultimately this would put a smile on their respective partner’s faces and to live happily ever after till of course...one of them cheats.

Just screw up. We all know its fine.

9 comments:

Tinesh said...

The boner song is running in my head lol!

Kata Tak Nak said...

What? Are you talking about that dirty word where when people do it they get babies? Ayo! Whats wrong with this country. Shame on you people talking about that word where when people do it they get babies. Please stop, stop. We are Asians, we are only supposed to do it, not talk about it. So dirty one you all. If you do it again you will be punished. You must write 1000 lines
"Thou shall not fuck".

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

T,

Actually the 2 posts are related. All about the boner without sounding too dirty. We’re Asians, never forget our roots, the tongkat ali….kahkahhhhhhhhhh


Cikgu,

Hehehhehe…I knew you’d crack something up and I knew you’d put it better than I ever could. Its all about the birds and the bees first. Than the dirty job comes in right after that.

waterlily said...

Ha...ha..ha...what a 'spicy' issues here LOL...'spicy' the correct word isn't it..

Ya ka cikgu he..he...tak boleh cakap ya. Abih yang buat luar tabi'i dan luar nikah tu camne cikgu? Orang kita memang macam tu. Cakap yang fakta malu, buat dosa tanpa malu-malu.

Bro kerpie,
Jangan malu-malu untuk dapatkan ilmu.LOL. :D

constant_drama said...

Sex therapist?

Sounds like a good gig to have. . .hmmmm. . .I'm going to have to rethink my whole career path now. . .

Rita Ho said...

The symposium is a good start even if they'll probably end up using more medical jargon for the unnecessary sake of purification. At least they did not rephrase the theme to read "Copulation Potential and The Power of Procreation'. :)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Kak Marianie,

Yes, very spicy. Cannot blame anyone as we are taught to be conservative sejak kita mula boleh berfikir lagi. Only that, kalau malu2 kita jugak akan tertinggal lebih jauh. Kalau akak tak keberatan moh lar ke symposium tu. Terbuka kpd semua OKU tak silap saya. Ajak abang sekali.


CD!

Switching to a real deal lady Aphrodite huh? hihi…


Aunty Rita,

That’s a good one, the fact it will be held somewhere in asia. Hehehe…

It’s a good move from the organizer nonetheless. There wont be anything hanky panky going on after all, but a good ol’ birds and the bees stuff in hopes to benefit all the crips with a problem in some ways. We know we’ll gain from this upcoming symposium.

bailey said...

this is not related to your post.

...i have moved. tekan my name. =)

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

yo bailey,

ofcos it ha nothing to do with my post. we're asians and not supposed to discuss abt it..hehehe...

thanks. will get your link changed. need to do some overhauling too, on my bloggers' list.