Sex On Everyone's Mind

It was a lazy Sunday I had, a well-deserved break after a hectic week leading up to the main event on Saturday. Plus, with some other shits I did just to bring in that little extra income, an uneventful week ahead would be a welcome. Oh, hold on…hell yea, I’m gonna have just that. Hooray.

The Saturday’s symposium went extremely well without a single glitch and some of the organizing committee members felt like a huge burden has finally taken off of our shoulders. I had a relatively easier job compared to other fellow Machais but the relief was still like the best thing in the world, as if I had just ejaculated. Ok that was an exaggeration but still glad the monkey’s off of my back for till at least our next event.

Entitled Sexuality & Fertility, the symposium by the way, was quite an eye-opener to a number of able-bodied participants whom mostly came as NGO observers. Hats off to all the speakers for telling it as the experts they are. If one hadn’t anticipated the topic of this event, one would have thought it was a symposium coming right of a short erotic literature taken off from a porno mag or something.

All the wheelchair lads however knew what was coming and had expected the speakers to take the mic and bring the house down, all in the name of knowledge. It was very explicit yet un-taboo. Penises, vaginas, clitorises were the words of the day without one needs to wash their mouth off later nor anyone cringe hearing it. These are after all a politically correct term of the words used. No rooster nor cats, so nothing to get excited and horny about.

It’s not really a great deal of a secret that erectile dysfunction is a common problem guys with spinal cord injury suffers. It takes a man to admit that but honestly, a quadriplegic (me!) finds it easier to get a boner than a paraplegic could.

Equally for the lasses, dryness apparently seems to be their common sexual predicament. I swear that was new to me.

But what’s somewhat shocking was, quite high percentage of able-bodied men shares the same sexual problem, amid their macho-ness. And this was revealed by a medical expert from hospital kuala Lumpur, no less. So the next time you encounter a guy who loves bragging about on how colossal his pecker is, chances are his shooting boots are more of the Fung Keong-type rather than a Nike’s Total 90.

That’s the ugly truth, guys. Face it. Impotency does not favor anyone. Better to screw up than to look all so manly but screwed when the cat comes a calling.

So anyway, the topic was successfully addressed and stayed on course for the benefits of those in need of such useful information. Couples who attended were at the receiving end of all the jokes thrown but the real joke was actually on the jokers themselves. They get to work on what they’ve learned earlier in the day while the rest gigit jari, yours truly included.

For an inaugural symposium, Perwira K9 did a tremendous job. The response we get from non-member participants were greatly beyond our expectations. It was so overwhelming if we were to form a political party, we’d sure to beat the hay out of anyone in GEs.

And I’ll be the health minister.