Monday, March 31, 2008

U.S.S. R' us.

Finally its done and dusted. Encik Deris has now accepted the fact he’s no longer an MB But hey, cheer up, mister. I don’t think all is lost just yet. We’ve witnessed numerous occasion prior to this, where many politician successfully made their come back and be where they are today when most thought they were politically gone, dead and buried.

This reminds me of an article I came across some time back, about a former feisty Russian politician who was booted out of the former communist ruling party’s cabinet post for speaking his mind up. Led by the party’s infamous general-secretary, it was lucky that the said politician got away with only a sack. This was after all, the Soviet Union we’re talking about where Marxism-Leninism ideology was pretty much the order of the day.

This guy, a Muslim whom only wanted to be known as Ahmed for obvious reason, was totally shunned from voicing his opinion out especially those that touches on religious matter, which was of course, against the Islamic teaching. Minority groups were oppressed and yet his hands were tied. This was when the guilt got totally over him he felt the time was up to finally open up his mouth in one of the cabinet meetings. And as he and everyone had anticipated, his name was chopped off soon after.

The worst yet to come for this poor chap. Other cabinet members felt he was a threat to the government they all came to a consensus that Ahmed should be stripped off his citizenship and kicked out of the republic.

His resilience saw him bouncing back right from the scratch. What made this article even more interesting was that he picked up the pieces here, as in here, Malaysia. The warm weather and friendly people was enough to convince the ambitious Ahmed trying his luck here I suppose.

Towards the end of the write-up, Ahmed was said to have left politics completely to brush up on his Bahasa Melayu (or was it Bahasa Malaysia?) and tried his hands on MLM business that Ahmed discovered the moment he set foot on Malaysian soil.

It wasn’t exactly a success story but Ahmed made it through the first hurdle with flying color and is now set to venture into another business selling former Soviet Union’s paraphernalia.

He’s one tough cookie and has quite an inspiring tale to share with us all. To Ahmed, as long you’re still breathing, there’s always that tiny hope.



Ahmed Kerpov


Kahkahhhhhhhhhhhhh


Chill out, guys. Someone just gotta do it and kill some of that monday blues away.

27 comments:

Pi Bani said...

This Ahmed Kerpov... bukan KGB punya orang ka? Looks like one la!

Raden Galoh said...

Hahahaha...
Ahmed Kerpov? Hahahaha...Where on erath you get that cheeky idea eh bro... You darn look so handsome...

anfield devotee said...

woi, thought kerpov was yer Bulgarian alter-ego . . .

And what Monday blues? Fooking great performance from the arse to wallop Bolton at yer hoodoo ground.

Well done. But shame Villa turned up @ the Old Toilet without any spine (again!). Is this how Martin O'Neil is ingratiating himself to the scum fer the job once fergie leaves?

A Voice said...

I may be busy tomorrow but do look up each other. I know i can miss u. Even if the place is OKU unfriendly, we will all help out.

A Voice said...

I mean ... I can't miss u

Anonymous said...

yo kerp, good monday blues reading lah..i think you could pass off as a russian, you need one of those thick mustache baru nampak macam KGB hehehehe, and tak payah panggil puan la, makes me feel so ...matured? i ni muda lagi tau, you have a fantastic week ahead. M.KATE

bailey said...

hello ahmad kerpov. how do you do? tihihi

muteaudio said...

Is Ahmed Kerpov selling any old ICBM? I wanna send a birthday greeting with it to Seri Perdana.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Kak Pi,

This is the only KGB who doesn’t drink vodka. In fact, he doesn’t drink at all..hehehe…ni KGB baik punya.


Kak D!

Eh, handsome? Malu la kak D…hehehe…I couldn’t sleep last night and thus, such entry. You just never know what could come out to write in the middle of the night (or morning?).


Bala,

Anything but berbatov la bro. sorry moz, just had to say it…hehehe

I almost switched the tele to some stupid party planning show on half time. the players didn’t turn up in the first 45. down to 10 men, another bad weekend on the card.

Hey, that result could be a perfect tonic for Wednesday’s 1st part show down?


A voice,

Boss, sure hope to meet you tomorrow. And no, I doubt I can be missed. Been there once and its quite accessible. So no worries there.


Mary!

Hehe…I doubt I can ever come close to look Russian. Not much facial hair to pass as one. hehehehe…thanks anyway. And about the puan thing, no lah. I was just teasing you.


Bailey,

Drunk!...hehehehehheh…


Mute,

Eh, isnt ICMB a type of missile ke? This Russian aint no terrorist la boss. How about a bag full of turd. You only need a lighter. Hehehe…

acciaccatura said...

salam kerp,
thanks kerp, you finally did it for me. my monday blues hari ni sampai ke nak maghrib!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Kak E,

just some stupid prank je, but glad you liked it. Sure hope everything's alright with you over there. kalau nak lepaskan perasaan geram ke apa ke, just blog about it. mana lah tau membantu sikit.

take care, akak.

Daphne Ling said...

Eh Ahmed Kerpov...*Boo sama dia!* ;)

Banyak sangat lar your personalities, D...

As for the Bahasa Malaysia/Bahasa Melayu thingy, there are forever changing it (just like alot of things in the language itself)...Guess DPB (Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka) has got to look busy...=)

wanshana said...

Nice ushanka...Nice T-shirt...Shame about the wearer, though...

Joking, just joking! You look good...(ish) HAHAHAHA!

I look forward to all your Monday postings from now on. Bagus punya kickstart.

Kata Tak Nak said...

Comrade Kerpov, we have a secret assignment for you. Get the resipe for boodoo.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Daphne davidenko,

Not much actually. I only came to my senses after years lying on the bed. Nobody to knock me in the head to move me.

The BM thing keeps changing I swear I have no idea which one is on use now.


Kak shana Kournikova,

Hehehehe…ok jokes aside, that ushanka cost me a bomb but since I collect all the weird looking head-gears, it was one of my priced-possession.

Eh, Monday-post may differ from week to week. Depends on footie result the night or 2 nights before…hehehe…


Cikgu Vidic,

Affirmative. Will launch a IMCB directly to a boodoo research lab located in Kerteh. Waiting for the lord emperor Patrick to give his nod.

Tinesh said...

Dey! I thot it was another true story..Why the fuck do I keep falling for your crap Mr Kerpov?? Im calling in Bond

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

tineshev,

no idea la brother but craps like that can only happen when you start writing at 3am.

tokasid said...

Salam comrade Ahmed Kerpov a.k.a Mat Kerropok:

SOS!SOS! Comrade Puting looking for you. Need some keropok lekor from Besut or Ajil to send to Putrajayaberg. Receiver: Paklav Badavidic and Jeanne Clerk Van dang.

Anonymous said...

Eh... eh... mcm homer... eh.. marge simpson laa... eh...???

very very cute laaa...

cakapaje said...

Salam AK,

Go see what Cikgu has in store for you :)

Zawi said...

kerp,
So this is the Ahmed Kerpov recently featured on kata tak nak's latest posting?
Must watch out in my future political postings so that you won't come knocking on my door at 3 am in the morning. Sleep is too precious for me and even an Ahmed Kerpov don't have the right to interrogate me at that time of the night hehehehehe.
May Dr. Khir Toyo needs to come up with similar gems sometimes to break the ice with bloggers like us.

blackpurple @ jowopinter said...

Ahmed Kerpov. Jenenge muni koyok wong Rusia. Tapi koyok wong Jowo pun eneng. Hehehe!

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

docTA Kasparov,

Kepok lekor are on its way to Putrajayaberg via highway Karakiev. please confirm the receiver(s) will not fall asleep to receive the goodies. over.


Anonymous lov,

And you are Margerie? soulmate?


shah aka Oleg,

done. Honoured but never insulted.


Zawawi Abrahamovic,

you should get more rest pak Z. Ahmaed kerpov has the right to interrogate on the health-being of your family, both Balqiss and Azura especially. havent had the opportunity to blog-hop pak Z. will hop over to yours the soonest. gotta read about the good news. Alhamdulillah.


wak purpovic,

Jowo pon jowo lah. Asalkan nggarang. Wong wedok delok, orak keneng turu bengi…

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe…

blackpurple @ jowopinter said...

Hahaha.

Jowo pon jowo lah. Asalkan nggarang. Wong wedok delok, orak keneng turu bengi…

Arek ngguyu aku boco opo kue tulis kuwi....

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

alamak wak...awek aku takde sebelah...mampuih aku nak cuba faham apa wak kata tu..hehehe...sorry wak.

galadriel said...

Comrade Kerpov,

It was nice to meet u after a long time. But it is really bad of you to blow your sleeper cover. After all that hard work of breaking ur limbs in order to help you infiltrate the Malaysian blogosphere, this is the thanx I get.

Heheh...

U know, I was a bit of a Russophile in my teens. I actually cheered when I read of Philby, McLean n the rest fleeing dreary England for Moscow. Those were innocent, idealistic times...heheh.

I had a schoolmate called Mohd Nor Kosygin, who had a sister named Nor Svetlana.

I guess there r lots of Russophiles out there, Ahmed Ahmedinovich Kerpov.

Ahmedinovich is a patronymic that is not common to many cultures...except p'haps Iceland.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Darling sister!

Meeting you for the first time months ago left quite an impact on me. the warmth in you gave me the comfort I badly needed. The recent meeting strengthens my affection for this lady named Anu!

Hey, am not exactly a Russophile although I was over the moon when I first got that ushanka I wanted since forever.

*nor Svetlana sounded gorgeous. Ok no way I’m gonna find a chic by that name but who knows, one day if had a daughter, would give serious consideration of naming her just that.